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September 4 |
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The Five-Year Engagement [2012] [R] - 7.4.9
A man (Jason Segel) proposes to a woman (Emily Blunt) and they begin planning
their wedding and their future together; when she is offered a post-doctoral
position at a university in Michigan, they leave their San Francisco home
thinking it will be a two year delay in their plans. But it doesn't turn out
that way and as more time passes, it becomes harder and harder to pin down a
wedding date. Also with Chris Pratt, Alison Brie, Rhys Ifans and Kevin Hart.
Directed by Nicholas Stoller. [2:04]
Piranha
3DD [2012] [R] - 8.10.7
Sequel to "Piranha 3D": the prehistoric piranhas find their way into a water
park and wreak havoc on the visitors. With David Koechner, Danielle Panabaker,
David Hasselhoff, Matt Bush and Jean-Luc Bilodeau. Directed by John Gulager.
[1:23]
Safe [2012]
[R] - 0.8.6
Jason Statham stars as a man with a dark past, suffering from guilt. When his
wife is murdered, he becomes homeless and wanders the streets until one day he
encounters a 12-year-old girl (Catherine Chan) hiding from Russian thugs. When
he takes them on to protect her, he doesn't know just how deeply involved he
will become. Also with Chris Sarandon, Anson Mount, James Hong, Reggie Lee,
Robert John Burke, Sándor Técsy and Joseph Sikora. Directed by Boaz Yakin.
[1:35]
Woman Thou Art Loosed [2004] [R] - 6.8.4
Adapted from Bishop T.D. Jakes' self-help novel, it describes the efforts of a
woman who has endured abuse as a child to come to terms with her memories, and
the consequences of her ordeal. With Kimberly Elise, Loretta Devine, Debbi
Morgan, Michael Boatman and Clifton Powell. Directed by Michael Schultz. [1:39] |
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September 11 |
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Greater Glory [2012] [R] - 1.8.3
A dramatic account of the Cristeros War, the 1920s conflict when Mexican Roman
Catholics fought against the anticlerical Mexican government. Andy Garcia stars
as a retired general recruited by the leaders of the Catholic militias to lead
their fight. Also with Oscar Isaac, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Santiago Cabrera,
Rubén Blades, Bruce McGill, Arián Alonso, Eva Longoria and Peter O’Toole.
Directed by Dean Wright. [2:23]
Girl
In Progress [2012] [PG-13] - 5.3.3
The story of a teenager (Cierra Ramirez) who was raised by her absent single
mother (Eva Mendes), and her rush into adulthood after being inspired by
coming-of-age stories. Also with Patricia Arquette and Matthew Modine. Directed
by Patricia Riggen. [1:33]
Snow White and the Huntsman [2012] [PG-13] - 3.7.3
A young princess is locked away in a tower for years after her father, the king,
is murdered by his new wife (Charlize Theron) who takes over his throne. Years
later, when the young woman (Kristen Stewart) finds a way out of the tower, the
queen will stop at nothing to get her back. Also with Chris Hemsworth, Sam
Claflin, Sam Spruell, Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins, Ray Winstone, Nick Frost, Eddie
Marsan, Toby Jones, Johnny Harris and Brian Gleeson. Directed by Rupert Sanders.
[2:07]
What to Expect When You're Expecting [2012] [PG-13] - 4.3.5
Five couples deal with becoming parents in different ways, either through
pregnancy or adoption. Based on the self-help bestseller. With Cameron Diaz,
Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks, Chace Crawford, Brooklyn Decker, Ben Falcone,
Anna Kendrick, Matthew Morrison, Dennis Quaid, Chris Rock, Rodrigo Santoro, Joe
Manganiello and Rob Huebel. Directed by Kirk Jones. [1:50]
Where
Do We Go Now? [2012] [PG-13] - 3.6.4
Lebanese film about a remote village inhabited by Muslims and Christians: The
village is surrounded by landmines and civil war rages through the country,
pitting the two faiths against one another, while the women of the village try
to keep the men civil. With Nadine Labaki, Claude Moussawbaa and Layla Hakim.
Directed by Nadine Labaki. In Arabic, French, Russian and English with English
subtitles. [1:50] |
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September 18 |
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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel [2012] [PG-13] - 4.3.5
Several retired English men and women, including a newly widowed woman (Judi
Dench), a couple (Bill Nighy and Penelope Wilton) that has lost its savings, a
woman (Maggie Smith) with no family and no job and nervously awaiting a hip
replacement, a judge (Tom Wilkinson) returning to his childhood home, a man
(Ronald Pickup) looking for a new life and a new woman and a multiple divorcée
(Celia Imrie) looking for a new husband travel to India to try out a ritzy new
retirement hotel. When they arrive, they find it's not so ritzy. Also with Dev
Patel, Tena Desae and Diana Hardcastle. Directed by John Madden. [2:04]
The
Cabin in the Woods [2012] [R] - 6.9.10
Several friends head to a remote cabin for a weekend of partying but shortly
after they arrive strange noises and occurrences put them on their guard. Then
one by one they begin to get killed. With Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth,
Anna Hutchison, Jules Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Richard Jenkins, Bradley
Whitford, Brian White and Amy Acker. Directed by Drew Goddard. [1:35]
Chico &
Rita [2012] [NR] - 7.4.4
Animated feature set in 1948 Cuba as a flashback about the turbulent love affair
between a talented pianist and a talented singer. With the voices of Limara
Meneses, Eman Xor Oña, Mario Guerra, Jon Adams, Renny Arozarena, Blanca Rosa
Blanco, Jackie de la Nuez. Directed by Tono Errando, Javier Mariscal & Fernando
Trueba. In Spanish with English subtitles. [1:34]
Hysteria
[2012] [R] - 7.3.4
The true story of Mortimer Granville (Hugh Dancy) and his invention of the first
mechanical stimulator for women that changed 19th century ideas of female
sexuality and medical procedures. Also with Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jonathan Pryce,
Felicity Jones, Rupert Everett and Sheridan Smith. Directed by Tanya Wexler.
[1:40] |
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September 25 |
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The
Avengers [2012] [PG-13] - 2.7.3
When a blue cube opens a door to other worlds and the evil deity Loki (Tom
Hiddleston) comes through and starts turning humans into his minions, Iron Man
(Robert Downey Jr.), the Incredible Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Thor (Chris Hemsworth),
Captain America (Chris Evans) and other superheroes come together to protect
humanity. Also with Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Clark
Gregg, Cobie Smulders, Stellan Skarsgård, Samuel L. Jackson, Gwyneth Paltrow and
Paul Bettany. Directed by Joss Whedon. [2:22]
Damsels in Distress [2011] [PG-13] - 5.4.3
A quirky set of female co-eds set out to change the male-dominated campus of
Seven Oaks University with suicide prevention through tap-dancing and free-soap
outreach. With Greta Gerwig, Adam Brody, Analeigh Tipton, Carrie MacLemore,
Megalyn Echikunwoke and Aubrey Plaza. Directed by Whit Stillman. [1:39]
Delicacy
[2011] [PG-13] - 4.3.5
Film about the life of a woman (Audrey Tautou) who has to overcome the sudden
death of her husband and soulmate. She throws herself into her work for years,
but surprises all of her friends when she suddenly becomes involved with an
unlikely co-worker. Also with Francois Damiens, Pio Marmai, Melanie Bernier and
Bruno Todeschini. Directed by Stephane Foenkinos. In French with English
subtitles (original title: "La Delicatesse"). [1:48]
Klown
[2012] [R] - 10.4.8
To prove to his girlfriend that he can take care of their unborn child, a man
(Frank Hvam) "kidnaps" her 12-year-old nephew and takes off on a canoe trip with
his best friend (Casper Christensen); the adventure ends up as a weekend of
debauchery. Directed by Mikkel Nørgaard. In Danish with English subtitles
(original title: "Klovn: The Movie") [1:29] |
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