Two men (Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim) are given a billion dollars to make a movie and after failing miserably they skip town and try to run a shopping mall so that they can make a billion dollars to pay back their debt. Also with Noah Spencer, Matt O'Toole, Twink Caplan, Ray Wise, Will Ferrell, Will Forte, Zach Galifianakis, John C. Reilly and Robert Loggia. Directed by Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim. [1:33]
SEX/NUDITY 9 - A man shoves several items (what looks like a fishing hook and a ring) into the tip of another man's penis (we see the penis and scrotum in close-up as the items are pressed in and we hear squishing sounds).
► A man invites a woman to join him in an adult gift store, they kiss, they flick their tongues at each other, and they remove their clothing (the man wears a thong and his bare chest and buttocks are visible while the woman wears low-cut lingerie that reveals cleavage and bare shoulders); the two use several sex aids during this extended scene, with the man mounting a sex doll while kissing it and thrusting on it, the woman licking a phallus while the man holds it and waves it around, the woman inserting a phallus into the man from behind, and the woman inserting beads into the man from behind.
► A man masturbates in bed with another man lying next to him; the man moans and moves rhythmically until he ejaculates (we hear a spurt and we see semen on his hand).
► A woman wearing a low-cut dress that reveals cleavage sits on a man's lap, the man says, "Kiss me" and they kiss while the man caresses her thigh. A man and a woman kiss. A man dips a woman's fingers in food and then licks them suggestively. Two men snort cocaine off two women's cleavage. A man thrusts against a woman while they dance together (they are both clothed). A man with a woman straddling his back bobs his head toward another man's crotch while he is on the ground. A man strokes another man's hair and they hug (it does not appears sexual). Two men kiss goodnight. Two men bite into opposite sides of an apple at the same time. A man sends a woman kisses using his hand. A man gives another man a pill and tells him it will enhance his love making experience.
► We see an adult gift shop in a mall and there are assorted sex aids on display. We see table décor that resembles an erect penis and testicles.
► Two men remove each other's capped teeth (using a pair of pliers), pull out their earrings, remove their shape wear (we see bare abdomens) and cut their hair; they are then shown in a bathtub together while they scrub each other (one man is shown bare-chested and the other is wearing a T-shirt; no sex is implied).
► A man sees a woman on a TV commercial and becomes obsessed with her; he takes a photo and carries it on his telephone, he looks at the photo and tells her that he loves her and wants to have sex with her. A man tells a woman that he wants to have sex with her without a condom. A man tells another man to drop his pants and he does (we see him wearing a T-shirt and jockey shorts). We see a man's jockey shorts when his robe opens.
VIOLENCE/GORE 9 - A man cuts another man's throat (we see the slit open and blood pours from the wound. A man with a saw cuts another man's arm off below the elbow (we see blood splatter on the man's face and shirt) and we later see the man with the saw stitching the severed arm back on. A man with a knife cuts a woman's finger; we see the blade pressed into the finger and blood pours from the wound as the woman screams (blood sprays on another woman's face). Two men throw several swords at several men with guns, the swords lop each man's head off and we see blood-soaked severed heads roll on the ground while the bodies remain standing with bloody neck wounds. A young boy is thrown into the air and many men with guns shoot at him until he explodes into a spray of blood. A wounded man tells another man to "put me to sleep forever" and the man shoots him several times; we see blood spurt each time and the wounded man moans and tells him to try again until he finally dies. Many men with guns shoot at a man and we see him being struck repeatedly (blood spurts) and the man eventually explodes into many small pieces. A woman is shot in the head (we see a bloody bullet wound).
► A man shoves several items (what looks like a fishing hook and a ring) into the tip of another man's penis (we see the penis and scrotum in close-up as the items are pressed in and we hear squishing sounds).
► A man punches another man repeatedly in the face (we see blood on his nose); more punches are exchanged, one man falls down an escalator, and one man pushes the other man into a fountain and holds his head under the water. We see two elderly women tied into chairs and a man questions them and threatens them; the man punches one of the women in the stomach and we later see the two women with bruises and blood on their faces (presumably after being beaten).
► A man collapses into a swimming pool after hearing bad news; two other men jump into the pool, pull the man out and scream while performing mouth to mouth on the man, as well as pressing their own lips together and making loud noises. A man slaps a man hard in the face and another man also slaps him. A man complains of not feeling well and we see him sweating and pale; the man hallucinates and sees bugs crawling on a man's face while another man's teeth grow pointed.
► A man with many pieces of pizza taped to his chest and back calls out for a wolf; a wolf jumps on the man and we hear him yelling and the wolf snarling until he falls over a railing and they land on the floor below (we hear a crack and a yip and we see the wolf lying motionless and the man with blood on his mouth and on the floor around him). Needles are shown poking into a man's arm and drugs administered are said to control his emotions. Oxygen tubes are placed in a man's nostrils.
► A man is placed in an empty bathtub, several boys enter the room, sit on the edge of the bathtub and defecate for an extended period of time until the tub is filled with liquid feces and the man is pushed under the surface of the liquid. Two men urinate in a public restroom and we hear trickling; one man turns around and walks across the room toward the other man while continuing to urinate and we see the urine stream splash on the floor and hit the other man's pant leg. A man eats stale food and we see a close up of the food and his mouth. A man coughs and spits in a few scenes and he coughs up blood in one scene. A man's nose bleeds (we see blood ooze from his nose).
► Many men with guns shoot at a man and he runs away (he is not harmed). A man shoots at two men that enter his office (no one is injured). Two men walk through a seemingly abandoned shopping mall; they pass a woman seated on the ground and she screams loudly. A man squirts another man and tells him to get out of a shopping mall.
► We see a photograph of burns on a hand after having been scalded by hot theater popcorn butter. A man removes his dentures and holds them in his hand (we hear slurping sounds). We see a picture of a man with a noose around his neck and his face turns red. A man is hit in the head with melted yogurt and he screams when he sees the shadow of what looks like a monster approaching him.
► We see that a man lives in a filthy area and eats stale food. A man spools used toilet paper onto new rolls and uses a blow dryer to dry it. Two men remove each other's capped teeth (using a pair of pliers), pull out their earrings and cut their hair.
► A man becomes angry and yells at two other men when he spills a cup of liquid on papers on his desk. Two men argue about a woman and one calls her crude names. A man says "look out for the wolf, he'll bite you" and we understand that there is a real wolf prowling through a shopping mall. A man talks about a yogurt shop being haunted by the "yogurt man." A man says he wants to get wasted and "cut my arm off." A man makes repeated threats to two men and says things like "I want to drink their blood," "take their insides out," "strap them to a tree and watch it grow up through them and out through their heads," and "I want to eat their hearts." A man yells at two men and threatens to sue them. A man who owns a sword store yells at a customer and two other men. A man boos two men on a stage. A man tells another man, "I poisoned you." A man talks about collecting used toilet paper. A woman says, "I crave brown baths." A man says, "I pooped my pants." A man looks at a young boy, examines his teeth and says that he would like him to be his son (the boy's father agrees reluctantly). We read that two men were sentenced to death for the deaths of many people.
► A man flaps his arms repeatedly until he begins to glow, transforms into a glowing orb and floats away.
PROFANITY 8 - About 34 F-words and its derivatives, 2 obscene hand gestures, 11 sexual references, 18 scatological terms, 7 anatomical terms, 10 mild obscenities, name-calling (stupid, squatters, devil, dumb, idiots, fool, funky), 2 religious profanities, 3 religious exclamations. [profanity glossary]
SUBSTANCE USE - A man gives another man a pill and calls it a "Spanish Fly." Two men snort cocaine off two women's cleavage, and a man says he wants to get wasted and "cut my arm off." People drink alcohol in a bar and two men talk about wanting to drink heavily.
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Misuse of funds, movie-making, friendship, regret, doing business, remaking oneself to fit a stereotype, change, conflict resolution, having sex with a friend's girlfriend.
MESSAGE - Borrowing money can be dangerous.