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February 5 |
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Alex Cross
[2012] [PG-13] - 5.7.5
A detective and police psychologist (Tyler Perry) learns that a serial killer
(Matthew Fox) is on the loose and has killed one of the detective's own family
members. The killer is particularly hard to catch since he is an ex-black-ops
expert that can predict every step of the police and the detective becomes
obsessed with the hunt. Also with Edward Burns, Rachel Nichols, Jean Reno and
Cicely Tyson. Directed by Rob Cohen. [1:51]
Celeste and Jesse Forever [2012] [R] - 7.1.9
High school sweethearts (Rashida Jones and Andy Samberg) that married directly
out of college find themselves six years afterward, divorced and struggling with
their emotions, as they attempt to stay best friends while pursuing other
relationships. Also with Elijah Wood, Ari Graynor, Eric Christian Olsen, Emma
Roberts and Chris Messina. Directed by Lee Toland Krieger. [1:31]
Flight
[2012] [R] - 7.6.10
A capable commercial airline pilot (Denzel Washington) performs an emergency
landing in a substandard airliner carrying over 100 people and saves almost
everyone on board. Although he seems to be a hero who averted disaster despite
faulty equipment, an official investigation discovers that he had alcohol in his
system during the flight. Also with John Goodman, Bruce Greenwood, Don Cheadle,
Kelly Reilly, Nadine Velazquez, Tamara Tunie and Melissa Leo. Directed by Robert
Zemeckis. [2:20]
Here Comes the Boom [2012] [PG] - 2.5.4
When a burned out school teacher (Kevin James) realizes that raising money by
fighting in mixed martial arts bouts is the only way to save the music
department in his school, he begins training against all odds. Also with Salma
Hayek, Bas Rutten, Henry Winkler, Melissa Peterman and Charice. Directed by
Frank Coraci. [1:45]
A Late
Quartet [2012] [R] - 7.3.5
A musical quartet must confront life and career changes when one of the members
is no longer able to play. With Philip Seymour Hoffman, Christopher Walken,
Catherine Keener, Imogen Poots, Mark Ivanir and Wallace Shawn. Directed by Yaron
Zilberman. [1:45] |
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February 12 |
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Bully
[2012] [NR] - 2.5.6
A documentary based on three American school children who are currently
experiencing bullying, as well as the parents of two deceased children, who took
their own lives after being bullied in school. It became controversial when the
MPAA assigned the film an R rating and the studio decided to release it as
unrated since an R rating would prevent its target audience of teens and
pre-teens from seeing it unless accompanied by an adult. Directed by Lee Hirsch.
[1:34 - NR]
The Man with the Iron Fists [2012] [R] - 7.8.6
In classic kung-fu movie style, a group of warrior assassins and a British
soldier (Russell Crowe) descend upon a feudal Chinese village. But a former
slave-turned-freeman and blacksmith (RZA) defends himself and his new home. Also
with Lucy Liu, Rick Yune, Jamie Chung and Dave Batista. Directed by RZA. [1:35]
The Perks of Being a Wallflower [2012] [PG-13] - 6.4.5
Based on the novel by Stephen Chbosky: An introverted high school freshman
(Logan Lerman) is befriended by two seniors (Ezra Miller and Emma Watson) who
bring him into their lives, and forever changing his. Also with Dylan McDermott,
Kate Walsh, Johnny Simmons and Paul Rudd. Directed by Stephen Chbosky. [1:42]
Robot &
Frank [2012] [PG-13] - 2.3.5
In the near-future, the son (James Marsden) and daughter (Liv Tyler) of a
retired professional thief (Frank Langella) come to believe that he is no longer
able to take care of himself. Rather than placing him in a nursing home, his son
purchases a highly advanced health-care robot (voiced by Peter Sarsgaard). The
old man and the robot learn to live with each other while developing a unique
hobby. Also with Susan Sarandon. Directed by Jake Schreier. [1:30]
The
Sessions [2012] [R] - 9.2.5
Based on a true story about California poet-journalist Mark O'Brien (John Hawkes)
who was paralyzed below the neck by polio. Stuck in an iron lung, he hires a sex
surrogate (Helen Hunt) in order to lose his virginity after consulting with his
priest (William H. Macy). Also with Moon Bloodgood, Annika Marks, Adam Arkin and
Rhea Perlman. Directed by Ben Lewis. [1:34]
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D [2012] [R] - 6.8.5
Based on the video game series, a young woman (Adelaide Clemens) and her father
(Sean Bean) have evaded strange forces for a decade. On her eighteenth birthday,
she continues to suffer childhood nightmares and grieves over her dad's sudden
disappearance, when she finds an alternate reality. Also with Kit Harington,
Malcolm McDowell, Carrie-Anne Moss, Radha Mitchell, Martin Donovan, Deborah Kara
Unger, Heather Marks and Roberto Campanella. Directed by Michael J. Bassett.
[1:34]
Skyfall
[2012] [PG-13] - 5.6.5
After getting shot during a mission, James Bond (Daniel Craig) retires to a
tropical island while many think he is dead. However, when terrorists attack the
MI6 headquarters, Bond comes back. Also with Judi Dench, Javier Bardem, Ralph
Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Berenice Marlohe, Rory Kinnear and Albert
Finney. Directed by Sam Mendes. [2:23] |
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February 19 |
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Anna
Karenina [2012] [ R] - 6.6.3
A 19th century aristocrat in tsarist Russia (Keira Knightley) is bored with her
privileged life with her husband (Jude Law) and young son, so she delves into a
passionate affair with an exciting but vapid cavalryman (Aaron Taylor-Johnson).
But as she becomes the center of society gossip, she turns emotionally volatile
and paranoid, struggling with jealousy. Also with Kelly Macdonald, Matthew
Macfadyen, Domhnall Gleeson, Emily Watson and Shirley Henderson. Directed by Joe
Wright. [2:10]
Argo [2012]
[R] - 3.6.7
During the 1979 Iranian Hostage Crisis a CIA agent (Ben Affleck) is charged with
rescuing six American hostages under the cover of a phony movie-filming scheme.
Working closely with the Canadian Ambassador to Iran (Victor Garber), he keeps
the hostages safe and delivers them home after several days of intrigue. Also
with Alan Arkin, Bryan Cranston, John Goodman and Kyle Chandler. Directed by Ben
Affleck. [2:00]
Atlas Shrugged: Part II [2012] [PG-13] - 4.3.3
Part 2 of the dramatization of the Ayn Rand novel: A railroad executive
(Samantha Mathis) has what she believes could be the ultimate power source and
must find a scientist to evaluate it and make it work. The only trouble is that
the scientists keep disappearing. Also with Jason Beghe, Esai Morales, Patrick
Fabian, Kim Rhodes, Richard T. Jones, D.B. Sweeney, Paul McCrane, John
Rubinstein, Robert Picardo, Ray Wise and Diedrich Bader. Directed by John Putch.
[1:52]
Fun Size
[2012] [PG-13] - 4.4.4
A young woman (Victoria Justice) is given the responsibility of taking care of
her younger brother (Jackson Nicoll) on Halloween night and loses him while
trick-or-treating. With the help of some old friends and some new friends they
find the boy after a wild adventure. Also with Chelsea Handler, Josh Pence, Jane
Levy, Thomas Mann and Thomas McDonell. Directed by Josh Schwartz. [1:25]
Sinister
[2012] [R] - 3.8.4
A true-crime novelist (Ethan Hawke) moves into the house of a murdered family
with his wife (Juliet Rylance) and two children (Clare Foley and Michael Hall
D'Addario). He writes about the unsolved murders, hoping for a national book
award, but the dead family of four apparently had another child who went missing
after the murders and may be haunting the house. Also with Fred Thompson,
Vincent D'Onofrio and James Ransone. Directed by Scott Derrickson. [1:50]
Undefeated [2012] [PG-13] - 2.3.5
Two documentary filmmakers follow the 2009 football season of Manassas High
School, in rough-and-tumble North Memphis. After countless years with a
struggling program, volunteer coach Bill Courtney challenges his players, many
of whom have been disregarded or forgotten by society, to build character, put
team first and become winners. Directed by Daniel Lindsay. [1:50] |
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February 26 |
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Chasing Mavericks [2012] [PG] - 2.3.1
Based on a true story: A young boy is so enamored with the ocean that by age 15
he begins a perilous pursuit toward surfing the biggest waves on record in North
America. Also with Gerard Butler, Jonny Weston, Elisabeth Shue, Abigail Spencer,
Leven Rambin, Greg Long, Peter Mel, Zach Wormhoudt and Devin Crittenden.
Directed by Michael Apted & Curtis Hanson. [1:55]
The Master
[2012] [R] - 8.5.9
After a mentally disturbed WWII veteran (Joaquin Phoenix) returns from the war,
he is taken under the wing of the Master (Philip Seymour Hoffman), the
charismatic leader of "The Cause," a faith-based movement. Also with Amy Adams,
Jesse Plemons, Ambyr Childers and Patty McCormack. Directed by Paul Thomas
Anderson. [2:17] |
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