Zombie Strippers [2008] [R] - 8.10.8

 
 

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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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A super-virus is spread to the dancers at an exotic dance club and the audience loves to watch as they transform into zombies and acquire powers that allow them to do extraordinary things. With Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, Roxy Saint, Joey Medina, Shamron Moore, Jennifer Holland, Johnny D. Hawkes, Jeannette Sousa and Penny Drake. Directed by Jay Lee. [1:34]

SEX/NUDITY 8 - A zombified exotic dancer takes a man to a private room, she dances around him, moves close to him, offers him a lap dance, unfastens his pants (we hear a zipper), moves down off-screen and we see blood spurting and he screams (she bit his genitals off; please see the Violence/Gore category for more details).
 A zombified exotic dancer dances around a pole, removes her top (her bare breasts with pierced nipples are shown), and slips down her panties (bare buttocks are visible). A woman dances at an exotic dance club while men watch and cheer: she removes her top and panties (she is fully nude apart from the pubic region that is mostly blocked from view by her positions), thrusts toward and spins around a pole, and caresses her body. A woman dances at an exotic dance club while men watch: she removes her top and her bare breasts and pierced nipples are visible. An exotic dancer takes off her top on stage and her bare breasts are visible. A server in an exotic dance club is topless and wears thong bottoms (bare breasts and bare buttocks are visible). A zombified exotic dancer removes her panties and shoots ping-pong and pool balls from her vagina (we don't see her vagina).
 A young woman dances at an exotic dance club, and she pulls off her skirt and takes off her top -- she is still wearing bra and panties, men in the audience yell and cheer her on, and she stops and runs off the stage.
 A zombified exotic dancer, smeared with blood, dances around a pole making suggestive and sensual gestures, she removes her top (her bare breasts are seen), crawls across the stage and grabs a man in order to take him to a private room. A zombified exotic dancer performs a face dance on a man and we see his face covered with slime.
 A zombie pulls a woman's shirt off and she is shown wearing a bra that reveals cleavage and bare abdomen. A woman wears a low-cut top that reveals cleavage.
 Two women kiss, and one says, "I love you" and "take me"; they then move to the floor, off-screen, and we hear crunching. A young man tries to convince a young woman to have sex before they are killed by zombies (she refuses). A man announces to a crowded exotic dance club that a dancer will "dance on your face." An exotic dancer walks through a club asking men if they want a "lap dance." We hear that a government banned public nudity.

VIOLENCE/GORE 10 - Zombies are shown with bloody mouths and hands, open and bloody wounds, and some are completely missing their skin and others are missing limbs; as zombies begin to decay, their skin begins to turn gray and it flakes and their hands begin to turn black.
 After a zombified exotic dancer takes a man to a private room for a lap dance we hear him scream, we see blood spurting and he screams as she bites his genitals off: we see her biting and tearing and pulling tendrils of bloody tissue and we later see her gnawing on a severed arm and see other severed limbs, blood and tissue strewn around the room.
 A zombified exotic dancer takes a man to a private room, she makes suggestive remarks about his mouth and tongue, and she tears his face open and pulls out his tongue (his face rips, his jaw breaks and blood spurts and pours).
 Three zombified exotic dancers take three men into a room, and they each jump on a man and begin biting and chewing (blood spurts, the men scream and we hear tearing and crunching).
 A zombie jumps on a woman, knocks her off stage and bites her in the neck (we see her twitching as the zombie gnashes on her neck and we see blood spurting from the wound).
 A woman is attacked and bitten by a zombie (we hear a crunch and blood pours), a man punches her in the stomach (we see a bloody hole open in her abdomen), she bites him, and she is shot in the head, which separates from her body.
 Many zombies walk into a crowded room and attack people: the people try to run and they are grabbed and bitten (we see blood and hear screaming). We see people running and in a panic when zombies follow them, and we see several zombies chewing on people (blood spurts, the zombies have blood on their faces and hands and we hear crunching and tearing). Many zombies bite a young woman (we hear gnashing).
 A zombie bites a man on the hand, he yells and we see him beginning to transform into a zombie. A zombie walks toward two women, one runs away and the other waits and is bitten.
 A man shoots a zombie's head totally off (blood and tissue splatter in the air and on a wall, and the body continues to twitch). A zombified woman is shot repeatedly and her body eventually is blown to bits, except for the bloody stumps of her legs below the knees.
 A soldier fights two zombies and she punches and kicks them, then stabs them with metal poles, and stomps on their heads (they splatter). Soldiers shoot many zombies in silhouette, and they twitch and flail from the impact. Many zombies are fired upon by soldiers, and they twitch and fall in a pile (blood splatters and spurts). Many zombies are fired upon by several people (blood spurts and they fall to the floor).
 A man throws knives into several zombies, and a zombie is shot in the head.
 A man's severed head (with blood and tissue at the throat) re-animates as a zombie severed head and we hear it gurgling inside a bag.
 A man is shot in the head and blood splatters. A woman is shot in the head twice (blood splatters).
 Two zombified exotic dancers fight: one rips the arms off the other and then pulls the skin off her legs, and the tops of the head of one is cut off (we hear cutting and see blood. Two zombified exotic dancers compete while dancing on stage, they yell at each other, and they fight: one pulls an audience member's arm off (we hear a squish, we see blood and tissue and the man screams), the other throws an audience member into a wall (he splatters and blood spurts on the wall), and one removes her panties and shoots ping-pong balls and then pool balls from her vagina (one strikes a man in the head and blood spurts).
 A zombified exotic dancer gets up and walks to her dressing room (we see a large, bloody hole in her neck, her eyes have become black and her teeth are gray). A zombified exotic dancer staples her neck wound shut with an office stapler.
 Many zombies are shown locked up in a large cage-type room. Many zombies approach several soldiers, they are rendered unconscious by electro-magnetic pulses and they fall to the floor.
 A man tries to come on to a woman, but she slams him against a wall and another man approaches holding a knife. A man holds a gun on several people. A young woman walks home in the dark, she hears noises, throws a stone into a bush and strikes a young man hiding there (he's OK). A woman kicks a man in the crotch (he falls to the floor moaning).
 A man accuses exotic dancers of having and spreading sexually transmitted diseases and he sprays them with disinfectant.
 A man collapses to the floor and people think that he is dead (he gets up). We see a photo of an unconscious woman holding a beer bottle.
 A zombified dancer takes off her panties and they are covered with slime. A soldier throws a knife that sticks through a fly.
 A scientist talks about a chemo-virus and that it re-animates dead tissue and that a side effect is a voracious appetite for living flesh. There is a derogatory reference to men in terms of the spread of the virus. A young woman says that she is dancing at an exotic dance club because she needs money for her grandmother's colostomy. We hear that a U.S. president has taken office for his fourth term based on faulty voting machines. A man speaks to a Hispanic-American in a dismissive and racist manner.

PROFANITY 8 - 37 F-words and its derivatives, 1 obscene hand gesture, 1 sexual hand gesture, 10 sexual references, 13 scatological terms, 10 anatomical terms, 13 mild obscenities, name-calling (maggots, ugly, fat, idiot, dirt bags, gringo, bimbo, corpsilla), 11 religious exclamations. [profanity glossary]

SUBSTANCE USE - Men are shown drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes in several club scenes. A man smokes a cigarette, and a man smokes a cigar. We see a photo of an unconscious woman holding a beer bottle.

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Exotic dancing, viruses, zombies, re-animation of tissue, fads, evil, spread of viruses, dreams, sins, morals, conforming, racism, purity.

MESSAGE - Zombies can do anything.

Special Keywords: S8 - V10 - P8 - MPAAR

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