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Welcome to Me [2015] [R] - 8.3.5



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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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A woman (Kristen Wiig) with a borderline personality disorder wins the lottery and decides that she will use her money to start her own talk show about herself. Also with Linda Cardellini, James Marsden, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Wes Bentley, Alan Tudyk, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack and Thomas Mann. Directed by Shira Piven. [1:45]

SEX/NUDITY 8 - A woman drops her bathrobe and walks through a crowded casino completely nude (we see her bare breasts, abdomen, pubic hair and legs) until she is wrapped with a blanket by an EMT and she falls to the floor unharmed.
 A woman makes a suggestive remark to a young man, then unbuttons his shirt and licks up his abdomen and chest, she kneels between his legs as he unfastens his pants and she performs oral sex on him (we see her head bobbing rhythmically). A man and a woman have sex in a room while standing up and we see him thrusting and hear them moaning rhythmically (part of her bare legs are seen when she has her legs wrapped around his waist). A man and a woman have sex on the floor and we see him thrusting briefly with both parties moaning. A man and a woman hug and kiss and lie back on a bed together (sex is implied).
 A man and a woman kiss passionately on a live TV show and lie back on the stage, and then stop. A man and woman hug and kiss. Two men hold hands at a table in a restaurant.
 A woman talks about performing oral sex on a man (please see the Violence/Gore category for more details). A woman tells a man that she wants to have sex with him. A woman asks a man to have dinner with her as a date and he accepts. A man tells a woman to stop having sex with his brother. During two televised statements, a woman says, "I've been using masturbation as a sedative..." and the broadcast is interrupted. A man says that a woman on the street asked him if "There was a rape in the 'Tale of Two Cities.'" A woman introduces a man and says, "This is his male lover." A woman tells a man at her dining table that she knew his lover was gay when he was married to her by the way they had sex. A woman tells several people in a conference room that she couldn't have orgasms. A man tells a woman that he has been divorced three times. A woman describes there being a pubic hair on her pillow. A woman says that she performed oral sex on a man twice. A woman tells a younger man whom she has known for a short time, "I love you." A woman says that she nearly burned her breasts off after spilling a hot sauce on her chest.
 We see a reenactment of a baby being born on a live TV show ( a woman is shown with her feet in stirrups as she moans).
 A woman dresses and we see her wearing panties that reveal her bare back. A woman wears a low-cut dress that reveals cleavage in several scenes. Two women wear low-cut dresses that reveal cleavage, bare shoulders and backs. A woman takes off her shirt and we see her wearing a bra (her cleavage and bare abdomen are seen). A woman wears a bikini and we see her cleavage, bare abdomen and legs; another woman wears a one piece swimsuit that reveals cleavage. A woman is shown with bandages on her chest and arm and we see her bare shoulders.

VIOLENCE/GORE 3 - Two men shove each other and wrestle while yelling at each other and one punches the other in the face (we see him with a bruised cheek). A woman spills a crock pot filled with a hot sauce on her chest on live TV; she throws the crock pot, screams and slaps a man in the face while yelling and we see her bandaged in the hospital and understand that she has second degree burns.
 A woman yells at two other women on a TV show after they reenact an unhappy time in her high school years. A woman yells during a reenactment of someone tampering with her makeup back when she was younger. A woman argues with her mother on a live TV show and we see a score board keeping track of who's winning.
 A woman performs numerous sterilizations on dogs and we see her cutting into tissue, then holding a fleshy sack while describing what she is doing on live TV. We see many dogs tearing up things in a hotel room (pillows, curtains, etc.).
 A woman talks about performing oral sex on a man and that she knew that if she bit him, he would beat her again, and it "wouldn't be a sexy beating." A woman asks her therapist, "If I pay you, will you give me a clean bill of health, mentally." A woman says that she is managing her moods by using a high protein diet. A woman talks about someone having a restraining order against her. A woman says to her reflection in a mirror, "You are edible." A woman says that she saw a swan choke on a pretzel bite at the zoo. A doctor tells a woman that he tried to have her put away to protect her. A woman describes neutering dogs and talks about the "penis and walnuts." A lawyer tells a man that there have been numerous lawsuits filed against his company for slander and health code violations. A woman cries and falls to her knees while on the phone with someone and saying that she is alone. A woman talks about losing her job.

PROFANITY 5 - About 9 F-words, 10 sexual references, 3 scatological terms, 4 anatomical terms, 5 mild obscenities, name-calling (crazy, liar, thief, emotional exhibitionist, menace, greedy, non-psychotic, stupid), exclamations (shut-up, oh my gosh), 6 religious exclamations (e.g. Jesus, Jesus Christ, Oh My God). [profanity glossary]

SUBSTANCE USE - A man and a woman smoke a marijuana cigarette together, and we hear that a woman with a borderline personality disorder has stopped taking prescribed medication. Several people drink champagne at a restaurant, and a man and a woman drink wine in a restaurant and we see the woman drooling her sip back into the glass as she says that she doesn't drink.

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Manic depression, lottery winners, friendship, Oprah, luck, IBS, ASPCA, loyalty.

MESSAGE - Personality disorders affect many people, not just the person suffering from the disorder.

Special Keywords: S8 - V3 - P5 - MPAAR

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