Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
Cars [2006] [G],
The - 2.3.2
Pixar animated feature about Lightning McQueen (with the voice of Owen Wilson),
a cocky, ambitious rookie race car that crashes into the sleepy Route 66 town of
Radiator Springs, destroying the main street. Sentenced to community service,
the hotshot gets to know the town's offbeat characters and learns that there's
pleasure in the journey, not just getting there. Also with the voices of Paul
Newman, Bonnie Hunt, Cheech Marin and Larry the Cable Guy. Directed by John
Lasseter & Joe Ranft. [1:56]
Little Man
[2006] [PG-13] - 5.5.4
When a couple (Shawn Wayans and Kerry Washington) finds what they think is an
abandoned baby (Marlon Wayans) on their front porch, the husband, who's very
anxious to start a family, thinks that this is their opportunity to become
parents by adopting. What he does not realize is that the baby is actually a man
of very small stature, who is on the lam after stealing a precious diamond. Also
with Tracy Morgan, John Witherspoon, Brittany Daniel and Dave Sheridan. Directed
by Keenen Ivory Wayans. [1:30]
November 14
The Da Vinci
Code [2006] [PG-13] - 5.7.4
Based on Dan Brown's best-selling thriller, the story starts with Tom Hanks as a
famous symbologist who's called to the Paris Louvre one night in order to
decipher ancient symbols found scrawled on the body of a murdered curator. With
the help of a French police cryptologist (Audrey Tautou) he uncovers a
2,000-year-old conspiracy to keep the true status of Mary Magdalene a secret
from the faithful. Also with Ian McKellen, Paul Bettany, Jean Reno, Alfred
Molina and Jurgen Prochnow. Directed by Ron Howard. [2:29]
John
Tucker Must Die [2006] [PG-13] - 5.3.4
Three young women take on the challenge of systematically destroying a young
man's life after they find out that he is dating all three of them, at the same
time. The idea is to make him fall in love with someone and then break his heart
in order to teach him a lesson. With Jesse Metcalfe, Sophia Bush, Ashanti,
Brittany Snow and Sophia Bush. Directed by Betty Thomas. [1:27]
Accepted [2006]
[PG-13] - 4.3.5
A young man (Justin Long) is turned down from every college he applies to, and
realizing he's not the only one to have been so thoroughly rejected, he decides
to create his own institution of higher learning. Also with Blake Lively, Lewis
Black, Adam Herschman and Jonah Hill. Directed by Steve Pink. [1:32]
Strangers
with Candy [2006] [R] - 7.5.5
A prequel to the television show "Strangers With Candy" that ran on Comedy
Central, about a 46 year-old ex-junkie (Amy Sedaris) who returns home after many
years in prison and goes back to high school, vowing to live her life over
again, and this time to be good. Her father has been in a coma for three
decades, and she is convinced that if she could be special in some way he would
recover. Also with Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, Matthew Broderick and Sarah
Jessica Parker. Directed by Paul Dinello. [1:27]
November 21
Ice Age
2: The Meltdown [2006] [PG] - 1.4.2
Sequel to the popular "Ice Age": Three friends, a mammoth, a saber-tooth tiger
and a sloth (voiced by Ray Romano, Denis Leary and John Leguizamo, respectively)
try to escape across the melting ice plain, while vultures and newly thawed,
hungry water animals are after them. Their unlikely herd is soon joined by a
female mammoth (Queen Latifah) and her possum "brothers." Also with the voices
of Josh Peck, Jay Leno, Will Arnett and Seann William Scott. Directed by Carlos
Saldanha. [1:30]
An
Inconvenient Truth [2006] [PG] - 0.3.1
A documentary film about former Vice President Al Gore's travels around the
world, in order to present the scientific consensus on the issue of global
warming and the argument that devastating results will result from inaction.
Directed by Davis Guggenheim. [1:40]
You, Me and
Dupree [2006] [PG-13] - 6.3.5
Shortly after returning from his honeymoon, a man runs into his best and oldest
friend Dupree (Owen Wilson) who's been fired and sleeps on a cot in the back
room of a bar after he's kicked out of his apartment. Unemployed -- and
seemingly unemployable -- Dupree is invited to stay with the newlyweds (Kate
Hudson and Matt Dillon), just for a few days. However, weeks pass and the
unconventional household arrangement takes its toll on everybody's life. Also
with Michael Douglas and Amanda Detmer. Directed by Joe & Anthony Russo. [1:49]
Scoop [2006]
[PG-13] - 5.3.4
A recently departed British reporter is determined to have someone follow a hot
tip even though he is dead, and manages to inspire a young college journalist
(Scarlett Johansson) who thinks she has landed the biggest scoop of the century,
the identity of the "Tarot Card Killer." But she soon falls in love with the
subject of her exposé. Also with Hugh Jackman, Ian McShane, Woody Allen and
Kevin McNally. Directed by Woody Allen. [1:36]
November 28
Superman
Returns [2006] [PG-13] - 3.6.2
Brandon Routh assumes the mantle of the Man of Steel in this new series based on
the classic comic: After a long absence Superman comes back to Earth to find
that his old enemies are still determined to take away his powers, while Lois
Lane (Kate Bosworth), whom he's still in love with, has moved on with her life.
Also with James Marsden, Kevin Spacey, Parker Posey and Frank Langella. Directed
by Bryan Singer. [2:34]
Clerks II
[2006] [R] - 10.4.10
In this sequel that takes place 10 years after "Clerks," best friends Dante and
Randal return (Brian Christopher O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson) as the
indefatigably unambitious New Jersey friends. The quick mart where they worked
has burned to the ground and now they are flipping burgers at a fast food
restaurant, while continuing to abuse the customers. Also with Rosario Dawson,
Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith. Directed by Kevin Smith. [1:38]
The Ant Bully
[2006] [PG] - 2.4.1
A 10-year-old boy who is bullied by bigger neighborhood kids, becomes a bully
himself when he takes his frustrations out on the anthill in his yard. An ant
wizard in the colony is determined to teach the boy a lesson and develops a
potion that shrinks the boy to ant size. Now he has to live among the ants
before being able to return home. With the voices of Lily Tomlin, Larry Miller,
Julia Roberts, Paul Giamatti and Zach Tyler Eisen. Directed by John A. Davis.
[1:28]