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March 6 |
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Borat: Cultural
Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan [2006]
[R] - 9.5.6
Satiric mockumentary about Borat Sagdiyev, a character created by Sasha Baron
Cohen for his TV program "Da Ali G Show." Cohen also stars as Borat, a fictional
Kazakh journalist who travels to the U.S.A. in order to study the American
people and culture. Placing himself in real situations, and behaving as an
unapologetic bigot, he often elicits anti-Semitic, racist and misogynistic
responses from many people. Also with Kenneth Davitian, Luenell and Pat
Haggerty. Directed by Larry Charles. [1:22]
Fast Food
Nation [2006] [R] - 8.7.9
A man (Greg Kinnear) working for a fast food chain is assigned the task of
uncovering the truth about why the meat they use is testing so high with fecal
content. While investigating he finds untrained illegal immigrants working in
the meat packing plant, he meets a rancher (Kris Kristoffersen) who knows what
goes on in the plant, and meets the man (Bruce Willis) responsible for the
unbeatable deal the plant and the restaurant have struck. Inspired by Eric
Schlosser's bestselling nonfiction exposé of fast food companies. Also with
Catalina Sandino Moreno, Wilmer Valderrama, Ana Claudia Talancon, and Bobby
Cannavale. Directed by Richard Linklater. [1:46]
Confetti [2006]
[R] - 7.3.5
British mockumentary that follows three couples participating in a bridal
magazine competition that will award the winning couple with the title of Most
Original Wedding of the Year and a new house. With Martin Freeman, Jessica
Stevenson, Jimmy Carr, Alison Steadman and Felicity Montagu. Directed by Debbie
Isitt. [1:40] |
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March 13 |
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Casino Royale
[2006] [PG-13] - 5.7.4
Daniel Craig takes over as 007, in this prequel to the long-running franchise.
James Bond has just been elevated to double-O status, which gives him license to
kill. But after he is photographed killing someone, M (Judi Dench) is furious
and Bond decides to investigate a banker suspected of ties to international
terrorism on his own. Also with Mads Mikkelsen, Eva Green and Jeffrey Wright.
Directed by Martin Campbell. [2:24]
Shortbus [2006]
[NR] - 10.4.8
Sexually explicit urban drama that follows the sex lives of seven New York City
denizens. Among them is a dominatrix, and a sex therapist who cannot reach an
orgasm. With Sook Yin Lee, Lindsay Beamish, Raphael Barker, Jay Brannan and
Justin Bond. Directed by John Cameron Mitchell. [1:42] |
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March 20 |
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Blood Diamond
[2006] [R] - 5.8.6
Drama taking place in 1990's Sierra Leone, when the African country was ravaged
by a brutal civil war: Two very different men, a South African mercenary
(Leonardo DiCaprio) and a fisherman (Djimon Hounsou) join in a common quest to
find a rare pink diamond. Joined by an idealistic American reporter (Jennifer
Connelly) the three have to first survive crossing rebel territory. Also with
James Purefoy and Arnold Vosloo. Directed by Edward Zwick. [2:23]
Eragon [2006]
[PG] - 1.6.1
Medieval fantasy based on the popular novel: A rebellion rages in a land that
was once protected by dragons and their heroic riders and is now ruled by a
cruel monarch. When a young man (Edward Speleers) finds the egg of the last
dragon, he becomes a dragon rider and must save his people from tyranny. Jeremy
Irons, John Malkovich, Djimon Hounsou and Sienna Guillory. Directed by Stefan
Fangmeier. [1:44]
The Holiday
[2006] [PG-13] - 3.3.5
Romantic comedy about two women from opposites sides of the Atlantic, who strike
up an online friendship and impulsively decide to swap houses for the holidays,
trying to get away from failed relationships. One (Cameron Diaz) leaves her
Beverly Hills estate and the other (Kate Winslet) leaves her English country
home. Love blossoms again for both in their borrowed homes. Also with Jude Law,
Jack Black and Eli Wallach. Directed by Nancy Meyers. [2:18]
Rocky Balboa
[2006] [PG] - 1.4.4
Years after his last triumph, and now a widower, former heavyweight champion
Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) runs a successful restaurant and struggles to
spend more time with his now adult son. But something nags at him when sports
commentators begin to suggest that if he were to box the current heavyweight
champ, Rocky might actually win. So, he decides that he has to try and comes out
of retirement, challenging the champ to a match. Also with Burt Young, Milo
Ventimiglia, Antonio Tarver and Geraldine Hughes. Directed by Sylvester
Stallone. [1:42]
The Nativity
Story [2006] [PG] - 2.4.0
The story of the events leading up to the birth of Jesus of Nazareth: The story
follows the two-year period when Mary and Joseph left Nazareth, journeying to
Bethlehem to give birth. With Keisha Castle-Hughes, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Oscar
Isaac, Ciaran Hinds and Shaun Toub. Directed by Catherine Hardwicke, Harvey
Harrison & Andy Lumsden. [1:41] |
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March 27 |
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Happy Feet
[2006] [PG] - 3.4.1
Shunned by his family and community for being different and "not quite penguin"
because while he can tap dance very well he cannot sing at all (a requirement
for penguin success) an Emperor Penguin leaves, hoping to uncover the reason for
the disappearance of all of the fish and thus be welcomed back as a hero. With
the voices of Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Brittany Murphy, Hugh Jackman and
Nicole Kidman. Directed by George Miller, Judy Morris & Warren Coleman. [1:38]
The
Pursuit of Happyness [2006] [PG-13] - 2.3.5
Will Smith stars as a man who struggles to keep the bills paid and the IRS at
bay, while helping his young son grow up to be a good person. Tired of their
life together, his wife leaves them, while he's also evicted from their San
Francisco apartment with nowhere to go. When he does land an internship at a
prestigious stock brokerage firm, he and his son must endure many hardships,
including homelessness, while trying to make a new life. Also with Thandie
Newton, Jaden Smith, Dan Castellaneta and Zuhair Haddad. Directed by Gabriele
Muccino. [1:57]
Curse
of the Golden Flower [2007] [R] - 5.7.0
Chow Yun-Fat stars in this period drama about betrayal, deceit and passion, set
in the time of the Tang Dynasty, in 928 A.D. The story revolves around the
internal conflicts of the royal family, as the balance of power shifts pitting
the King against the Queen, as well as his three sons. Also with Gong Li, Liu
Ye, Chen Jin and Jay Chou. Directed by Yimou Zhang. [1:54]
Turistas [2006]
[R] - 7.10.9
Three American tourists travel to exotic Brazil, and after partying at a
way-off-the-beaten-path beach bar wake up to find that they have been robbed.
Being at the mercy of a local man who will supposedly help them find their way
back home, they are led through a thick forest to the home of a doctor who has
very gruesome plans for them: he intends to harvest their organs and sell them.
With Josh Duhamel, Melissa George, Olivia Wilde, Beau Garrett and Desmond Askew.
Directed by John Stockwell. [1:29]
National Lampoon's Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj [2006] [R] - 8.2.5
In this sequel, Taj Badalandabad (Kal Penn), who was the personal assistant of
Van Wilder in the first film, aims to become the next King of Cool after
graduating from Coolidge College. So, he makes his way to England to take his
place as a legacy in the most sought after fraternity house on the Camford
University campus, but he is turned away due to a typographical error. Also with
Shobu Kapoor, Dan Percival, Holly Davidson and Anthony Cozens. Directed by Mort
Nathan. [1:35] |
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