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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context. |
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July 7 |
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Knowing
[2009] [PG-13] - 1.7.4
A boy (Ben Mendelsohn) is given an envelope that has been unpacked from a 50
year old time capsule. In the envelope is a piece of paper containing nothing
but numbers, with no apparent meaning. When the boy's father (Nicolas Cage)
begins to look more closely he determines that the numbers seem to be
predictions of disasters. Also with Lara Robinson, Rose Byrne and Chandler
Canterbury. Directed by Alex Proyas. [1:55]
Push [2009]
[PG-13] - 4.7.4
People with psychic abilities are monitored and evaluated by an agency, which is
trying to find a way to enhance their skills and use them as weapons. The only
problem is that the drug used is also killing them. Two psychics (Chris Evans
and Dakota Fanning) combine forces to thwart the agency's efforts. Also with
Camilla Belle, Djimon Hounsou, Nate Mooney, Scott Michael Campbell, Ming Na and
Cliff Curtis. Directed by Paul McGuigan. [2:01]
The Unborn
[2009] [PG-13] - 4.8.5
A young woman (Odette Yusman) is possessed by the spirit of her dead twin, and
she turns to her ailing grandmother (Jane Alexander), who reveals secrets about
her haunted past, and to a rabbi (Gary Oldman), pleading with him to perform an
exorcism. Also with Meagan Good, Cam Gigandet, Idris Elba and Carla Gugino.
Directed by David S. Goyer. [1:28] |
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July 14 |
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The Haunting in Connecticut [2009] [PG-13] - 3.7.5
Based on a documentary from the Discovery Channel, it portrays the difficulties
encountered in the 1980s by a couple (Virginia Madsen and Martin Donovan) as
they move into a rental home with their teenage son and daughter (Kyle Gallner
and Amanda Crew). The house is conveniently near the cancer clinic required by
their chronically ill son, but seems to have some unwanted inhabitants. Also
with Elias Koteas, D.W. Brown, and Ty Wood. Directed by Peter Cornwell. [1:50] |
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July 21 |
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Watchmen
[2009] [R] - 9.9.6
It is the 1980s in an alternate universe where Richard Nixon is in his third
presidential term, the world is dangerously close to nuclear destruction and
costumed superheroes have been banned by the government. When two of the retired
crimefighters begin to investigate the murder of one of their own, they realize
there is a conspiracy with worldwide implications. An adaptation of Alan Moore's
comic book series. With Malin Akerman, Billy Crudup, Matthew Goode, Jackie Earle
Haley, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Patrick Wilson, Carla Gugino, Matt Frewer, Stephen
McHattie, Laura Mennell, Niall Matter and Rob LaBelle. Directed by Zack Snyder.
[2:43]
Coraline
[2009] [PG] - 4.5.2
A young girl (voiced by Dakota Fanning) joins her parents when they move to a
new town to do research for their gardening book. Feeling bored as soon as they
arrive, she begins exploring the old house they share with three other tenants,
and when she finds a locked door she cannot resist opening it. Inside she finds
a different reality. Also with Teri Hatcher, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Ian
McShane, Carrie Genzel, Malcolm Foster Smith, John Hodgman and Robert Bailey Jr.
Directed by Henry Selick. [1:41] |
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July 28 |
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Fast &
Furious [2009] [PG-13] - 5.6.5
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker reprise their roles from the almost eponymous 2001
film: The former is still involved in truck hijackings and the latter is now an
F.B.I agent. Their paths cross again when they have a common target, an elusive
drug kingpin hiding in Mexico. Also with Gal Gadot, Jordana Brewster, Mirtha
Michelle, Liza LaPira, Michelle Rodriguez, Jack Conley and Shea Whigham.
Directed by Justin Lin. [1:39]
Dragonball Evolution [2009] [PG] - 4.4.3
Based on the popular Manga series featuring Goku (Justin Chatwin), a teen who's
dealing with high school life until he is asked by his dying grandfather to
embark on a quest to gather seven magical orbs called Dragonballs. He must do
this before an evil warlord (James Marsters) finds them and uses them to destroy
the world. Also with Emmy Rossum, Chow Yun-Fat, Jamie Chung, Joon Park, Eriko
Tamura, Randall Duk Kim, Ernie Hudson, Texas Battle. Directed by James Wong.
[1:24]
Miss March
[2009] [R] - 8.5.10
On the night of their high school prom, a young man (Zach Cregger) and his
long-time girlfriend (Raquel Alessi) agree to have sex for the first time, but
he doesn't make the rendezvous after he falls down a flight of stairs and ends
up in a coma for four years. When he awakes he travels across the country to
find her in the Playboy mansion, and he wants to find out why she left him. Also
with Molly Stanton, Holly Hindman, Craig Robinson, Trevor Moore, Sara Jean
Underwood and Hugh Hefner. Directed by Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore. [1:31] |
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