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On Video - January 2014



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January 7

Closed Circuit [2013] [R] - 3.5.6
When a bomb explodes in the middle of a crowded London market, it's up to two defense lawyers (Eric Bana and Rebecca Hall) to determine the truth about who committed the crime and why. Also with Jim Broadbent, John Humphreys, Nazaire Gbolo, David Sibley, Ciarán Hinds and Julia Stiles. Directed by John Crowley. [1:36]

I'm So Excited! [2013] [R] - 8.3.5
A black comedy about a plane that mid-flight is found to be doomed to crash. As the passengers, pilots and crew all struggle with fear, they lightheartedly prepare to meet their imminent end. With Javier Camara, Lola Duena, Cecilia Roth, Hugo Silva, Penelope Cruz, Antonio Banderas and Blanca Suarez. Directed by Pedro Almodovar. In Spanish with English subtitles. [1:30]

Runner Runner [2013] [R] - 6.5.10
A man (Justin Timberlake) deep in debt for his Princeton university education gambles it all on an online poker game and loses. When he discovers that the system cheated him, he travels to Costa Rica to confront the man (Ben Affleck) responsible for his loss in order to get his money back. Also with Gemma Arterton, Anthony Mackie, Michael Esper, Oliver Cooper, Christian George, Yul Vazquez and John Heard. Directed by Brad Furman. [1:31]

January 14

A.C.O.D. [2013] [R] - 6.2.5
A seemingly well-adjusted restaurateur (Adam Scott) was caught up in the 15-year divorce proceedings of his parents and then discovered that he was the subject of a study about the children of divorce. After his younger brother becomes engaged, he is thrust back into the study for a follow-up. Also with Richard Jenkins, Catherine O'Hara, Amy Poehler, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Clark Duke. Directed by Stu Zicherman. [1:28]

Carrie [2013] [R] - 6.7.5
Remake of the 1976 film: Bullied by her peers and her zealously religious mother (Julianne Moore), Carrie White (Chloe Grace Moretz) takes violent revenge on everyone at her high school prom by using her telekinetic powers. Also with Judy Greer, Alex Russell, Portia Doubleday, Gabriella Wilde and Ansel Elgort. Directed by Kimberly Peirce. [1:40]

Enough Said [2013] [PG-13] - 5.2.4
A man and a woman (James Gandolfini and Julia Louis-Dreyfus) meet and although they initially admit that they are not attracted to each other, they begin to date. As their relationship progresses she begins to wonder if he might be the ex-husband of one of her clients (Catherine Keener) who has nothing but awful things to say about him. Also with Tracey Fairaway, Toni Collette, Ben Falcone, Michaela Watkins. Directed by Nicole Holofcener. [1:33]

Lee Daniels' The Butler [2013] [PG-13] - 5.6.5
Cecil Gaines (Forest Whittaker) works his way up from butler to maître d' of the White House, serving eight US Presidents. He witnesses the sociopolitical changes occurring from 1952 to 1986 and lives to see the nation's first black President elected. Also with Oprah Winfrey, Mariah Carey, John Cusack and Jane Fonda. Directed by Lee Daniels. [2:12]

Riddick [2013] [R] - 6.7.10
Abandoned on a desert planet to die, a convict (Vin Diesel) defends himself against predators and builds his strength to combat his enemies. His emergency beacon raises two ships: one operated by private mercenaries and the other by a past enemy. Preceded by "Pitch Black" in 2000. Also with Jordi Moila, Matt Nable, Karl Urban, Dave Bautista, Katee Sackhoff, Raul Trujilio and Bokeem Woodbine. Directed by David Twohy. [1:59]

The Spectacular Now [2013] [R] - 6.4.7
When a teen (Miles Teller) who loves partying hard and drinking falls for "the nice girl" (Shailene Woodley), his world is turned upside down. Also with Brie Larson, Masam Holden, Kyle Chandler, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Bob Odenkirk and Andrew Royo. Directed by James Ponsoldt. [1:35]

You're Next [2013] [R] - 6.8.7
A trio of axe-wielding murderers wearing animal masks (L.C. Holt, Simon Barrett and Lane Hughes) invades a home during a family reunion. Surprised and horrified, the victims are trapped and incoherent, until a reunion guest proves to be a more skillful killer than the murderers. Also with Sharni Vinson, Nicholas Tucci, Wendy Glenn, AJ Bowen, Joe Swanberg, Barbara Crampton and Rob Moran. Directed by Adam Wingard. [1:34]

January 21

Blue Jasmine [2013] [PG-13] - 5.4.5
A socialite (Cate Blanchett) suffers a series of losses, regrets and moral dilemmas that lead to mental confusion. Needing a fresh start, she moves from New York to San Francisco to join her struggling divorced sister (Sally Hawkins); her new boyfriend (Bobby Cannavale) and her sister's own new suitor (Peter Sarsgaard) along with the real world of work provide new regrets that are similar to the old ones. Also with Alec Baldwin, Alden Ehrenreich, Michael Stuhlbarg and Andrew Dice Clay. Directed by Woody Allen. [1:38]

Captain Phillips [2013] [PG-13] - 1.5.4
Based on true events: Captain Richard Phillips (Tom Hanks) and his crew aboard the container ship MV Maersk Alabama are captured by Somalian pirates in April, 2009. The pirate leader (Barkhad Abdi) holds the captain hostage in a covered lifeboat for five days in an attempt to extort a huge ransom, until Navy SEALs arrive. Also with Michael Chernis, Corey Johnson, Max Martini, Chris Malkey, David Warshofsky and Catherine Keener. Directed by Paul Greengrass. Several scenes feature a Somali language with English subtitles. [2:14]

Machete Kills [2013] [R] - 5.9.10
In this sequel Machete (Danny Trejo) is a former Mexican agent that returns to work for the US when he is recruited by President Rathcock (Carlos Estevez) as America's last best hope against bad guys. Machete must eliminate an insane revolutionary (Damien Bichir) and a billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) that are bent on war and destruction. Also with Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Antonio Banderas, Lady Gaga, Amber Heard. Several scenes feature Spanish language with English subtitles. Directed by Robert Rodriguez. [1:47]

January 28

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 [2013] [PG] - 1.3.2
In this sequel an inventor (voiced by Bill Hader) receives an invitation to join the biggest invention company, Live Corp Inc. However, he learns that his old food-making machine is making sentient animals out of food. With his good friend, a weather scientist (voiced by Anna Faris), they must return to combat the beasts, but also discover another enemy. Also with the voices of James Caan, Andy Samberg, Neil Patrick Harris, Benjamin Bratt, Terry Crews, Will Forte, Kristen Schaal, and Joseph Towne. Directed by Cody Cameron and Kris Pearn. [1:35]

Rush [2013] [R] - 7.7.6
Based on a true story about the relentless rivalry in the 1970s between two Formula One racecar stars, Britain's James Hunt (Chris Hemsworth) and Austria's Niki Lauda (Daniel Bruhl). The drivers risk everything in their open cockpits to win the 1976 World Championship. Also with Olivia Wilde, Natalie Dormer, Alexandra Maria Lara and Tom Wlaschiha. Some scenes feature dialogue in German and Italian with English subtitles. Directed by Ron Howard. [2:03


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