|
| |
|
COPYRIGHT POLICY |
» You can print a page for your own use or to share with
friends; you can e-mail a page to a friend; and please go ahead
and link to our site. However, any commercial reproduction of anything
appearing within this site without our written permission is illegal... |
|
[more »] |
|
|
|
|
|
|
ASSIGNED NUMBERS |
|
|
Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context. |
|
[more »] |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
December 4 |
|
Beasts of the Southern Wild [2012] [PG-13] - 3.5.5
A six-year-old (Quvenzhane Wallis) lives in the Louisiana Delta nicknamed "The
Bathtub" with her father (Dwight Henry). After a natural disaster and the
failing health of her father, the young girl is faced with the reality of
creating her own magical life. Also with Levy Easterly, Lowell Landes and Gina
Montana. Directed by Benh Zeitlin. [1:31].
Butter
[2012] [R] - 6.4.6
After a neglected foster child (Yara Shahidi) discovers her skills in butter
carving, uptight butter carving experts (Ty Burrell and Jennifer Garner) soon
have their lives turned upside down. Also with Alicia Silverstone, Olivia Wilde,
Hugh Jackman, Ashley Greene, Rob Corddry, Kristen Schaal and Phyllis Smith.
Directed by Jim Field Smith. [1:30]
The
Dark Knight Rises [2012] [PG-13] - 2.7.3
Batman (Christian Bale) comes out of an eight-year exile to protect Gotham City
from the mad terrorist Bane (Tom Hardy), who seems bent on destroying the city.
Catwoman (Anne Hathaway), a burglar associate of Bane, turns to Batman's side.
Also with Michael Caine, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Liam Neeson, Gary Oldman, Marion
Cotillard and Morgan Freeman. Directed by Christopher Nolan. [2:44]
Hope
Springs [2012] [PG-13] - 7.1.4
After 27 years a wife (Meryl Streep) decides that she wants to revive her
marriage and enrolls herself and her husband (Tommy Lee Jones) for an intensive
couple's counseling session. Her husband protests, but eventually relents and
their journey teaches them whether their marriage is really worth saving. Also
with Steve Carell, Jean Smart, Ben Rappaport and Marin Ireland. Directed by
David Frankel. [1:40]
The Odd Life Of Timothy Green [2012] [PG] - 2.3.1
Hoping for a miracle, a childless couple (Joel Edgerton and Jennifer Garner)
bury a box in their garden that holds their notes on the perfectly imagined
offspring. Soon, a child (Cameron "CJ" Adams) appears and while he is quite odd
he changes their community. Also with David Morris, Rosemary DeWitt, Odeya Rush,
Shohreh Aghdashloo, Common and Dianne Wiest. Directed by Peter Hedges. [1:45] |
|
|
December 11 |
|
The
Bourne Legacy [2012] [PG-13] - 2.7.5
A genetically modified soldier (Jeremy Renner) finds himself evading the people
who enhanced his abilities when the program is scrapped. With the help of one of
the geneticists (Rachel Weisz), they do their best to survive. Also with Edward
Norton, Scott Glenn, Stacy Keach, Donna Murphy, Michael Chernus and Corey Stoll.
Directed by Tony Gilroy. [2:15]
Ice Age: Continental Drift [2012] [PG] - 1.3.2
The friends from the previous "Ice Age" installments (voiced by Ray Romano, John
Leguizamo and Denis Leary) find themselves in great danger when their world
crumbles as the Earth shifts to form new land masses. They are separated,
reunited and make new friends while fending off cutthroat pirate animals and
trying to get home. Also with the voices of Alan Tudyk, Wanda Sykes, Jeremy
Renner, KeKe Palmer, Jennifer Lopez, Aziz Ansari, Seann William Scott, Queen
Latifah, Josh Peck and Joy Behar. Directed by Steve Martino, Michael Thurmeier &
Carlos Saldanha. [1:27]
Ted [2012]
[R] - 8.5.10
The friendship between a man (Mark Wahlberg) and his talking teddy bear (voiced
by Seth MacFarlane) is put to the test when the man's long-time girlfriend (Mila
Kunis) asks him to choose between them. Also with Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi,
Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Sam J. Jones, Norah Jones, Tom Skerritt and
narrated by Patrick Stewart. Directed by Seth MacFarlane. [1:46] |
|
|
December 18 |
|
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days [2012] [PG] - 2.3.2
The third installment in the series: The hero (Zachary Gordon) is an eighth
grader who wants to avoid the usual summer activities his family prefers.
Instead, he decides to pretend he works at the local upscale country club, where
his friends (Robert Capron and Peyton List) are members. Also with Steve Zahn,
Devon Bostick, Rachael Harris and Karan Brar. Directed by David Bowers. [1:34]
Pitch
Perfect [2012] [PG-13] - 5.3.4
The world of college a cappella music competition is shaken when a young woman
(Anna Kendrick) joins Barden University's all-girl group that's full of misfits.
Together, they change the competition with conflict and humor. Also with Skylar
Astin, Ben Platt, Brittany Snow, Anna Camp, Rebel Wilson, Christopher
Mintz-Plasse, Alexis Knapp and Adam Devine. Directed by Jason Moore. [1:52]
Total
Recall [2012] [PG-13] - 5.7.5
A remake of the eponymous 1990 science fiction film, and based on the short
story "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale" by Philip K. Dick: A man (Colin
Farrell) is increasingly dissatisfied with his life, and when he goes to Rekall,
an organization that promises to give him new memories, he discovers there is
more to his current memories than he knew. Also with Bryan Cranston, Jessica
Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Bill Nighy and John Cho. Directed by Len Wiseman. [1:49]
The Trouble with the Curve [2012] [PG-13] - 4.5.5
An aging baseball recruiter with failing eyesight (Clint Eastwood) reluctantly
accepts help from his daughter (Amy Adams). His boss at the Atlanta Braves (John
Goodman) gives him one last chance to recruit some good players but he has a
hard time, even with his daughter's help. Also with Justin Timberlake, Matthew
Lillard and Scott Eastwood. Directed by Robert Lorenz. [2:00] |
|
|
December 21 |
|
Arbitrage
[2012] [R] - 4.4.10
A man (Richard Gere) heading a successful hedge-fund company finds himself
navigating many obstacles, personal and financial, in order to keep his
seemingly ordered and pleasant life from crumbling. Also with Susan Sarandon,
Brit Marling, Tim Roth, Laetitia Casta and Nate Parker. Directed by Nick Jarecki.
[1:40]
Premium
Rush [2012] [PG-13] - 3.6.5
In Manhattan a top bike messenger (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) accepts a strange
envelope that needs to be delivered in no more than 93 minutes. The envelope
draws unwanted attention from a violent and corrupt police detective (Michael
Shannon) who pursues the messenger throughout the city. The chase is complicated
further by rival cyclists, traffic, construction, etc. Also with Aaron Tveit,
Jamie Chung, Dania Ramirez and Aasif Mandvi. Directed by David Koepp. [1:31]
Resident Evil: Retribution [2012] [R] - 2.8.3
Corporations have unleashed a virus that will destroy the human species by
turning the Earth's population into zombies. One woman (Mila Jojovich) is the
only person who can stop the menace when she wakes up inside the perpetrator's
lair. Well-armed and well informed, she chases the bad guys. Also with Sienna
Guillory, Michelle Rodriguez, Aryana Engineer, Johann Urb, Li Bingbing, Shawn
Roberts, Kevin Durand, Oded Fehr, Boris Kodjoe and Colin Salmon. Directed by
Paul W.S. Anderson. [1:35] |
|
|
December 24 |
|
The Words
[2012] [PG-13] - 4.4.5
A talented and successful writer (Bradley Cooper) must make amends for
plagiarizing his most important work from another author. But his inordinate
ambition and desire for success extract yet another price -- this one,
psychological. Also with Olivia Wilde, Zoë Saldana, Jeremy Irons, Ben Barnes and
Dennis Quaid. Directed by Brian Klugman & Lee Sternthal. [1:36] |
|
|
December 31 |
|
Looper
[2012] [R] - 7.8.7
Sci-fi film set in a future where criminals manage assassinations by
transporting victims to a different time period, where "Loopers" await to kill
and dispose of bodies without leaving evidence. Things get complicated when a
new super criminal begins to send Loopers to kill their future selves. With
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, Jeff Daniels and
Noah Segan. Directed by Rian Johnson. [1:59] |
|
|
|
|
|
WE NEED YOUR HELP! Although our site remains very popular, the current economic climate has reduced our ad revenues and, as if that wasn't enough,
it has become the target of hackers who don't like what we do and are
determined to destroy it. To protect our reviews we moved to a much more secure, and expensive, server and we need your help more than ever. If you think what we do is worthwhile and helpful
to you, please consider
donating or
becoming a member and make sure we continue to publish
-- as an extra benefit, members have access to our premium website, which is totally free of ads. |
|
|
|
|
|
|