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December 4 |
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse [2010] [PG-13] - 5.7.3
The third installment of Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight" saga starts off when a
mysterious killing spree unsettles Seattle and a young woman (Kristen Stewart)
must choose between her love for a vampire (Robert Pattinson) and her friendship
with a werewolf (Taylor Lautner). Also with Xavier Samuel, Bryce Dallas Howard,
Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Greene, Billy Burke, Kellan Lutz,
Jackson Rathbone and Dakota Fanning. Directed by David Slade. [2:04] |
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December 7 |
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Inception
[2010] [PG-13] - 1.7.4
Leonardo DiCaprio stars as a master thief, who can enter a person's subconscious
and steal ideas and secrets. However, when he is hired to do the reverse, that
is invade the dreams of one man and plant an idea, he realizes that his own
reality may be changing at the same time, and he may end up trapped in
subconscious limbo. Also with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Marion Cotillard,
Cillian Murphy and Ken Watanabe. Directed by Christopher Nolan. [2:28]
Restrepo
[2010] [R] - 3.8.10
A documentary that follows the 173rd Airborne Brigade Combat Team stationed in
Korengal Valley, the deadliest combat region in Afghanistan. Interviews with
some of the soldiers allow them to describe their experiences on the front
lines. Directed by Tim Hetherington & Sebastian Junger. [1:33]
Shrek Forever After [2010] [PG] - 3.3.2
The fourth movie of the animated series finds Shrek (Mike Myers) and Fiona
(Cameron Diaz) with three children and comfortable in the daily routines of
married life, but Shrek gets a hankering for the way things used to be, when
everybody was afraid of him and he could do whatever he wanted to. When he makes
a deal with the conniving Rumpelstiltskin (Walt Dohrn) without reading the fine
print, he finds himself in an alternate universe where no one knows who he is,
not even Fiona. Desperate to get back to his real life, he must find a way break
this spell. Also with the voices of Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Jon Hamm,
Kristen Schaal, Julie Andrews and John Cleese. Directed by Mike Mitchell. [1:34] |
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December 14 |
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The A-Team
[2010] [PG-13] - 4.7.5
Based on the hit 1980s television series, about a team of elite US Rangers, who
are wrongly accused of treasonous crimes and become soldiers of fortune:
Hannibal (Liam Neeson), Face (Bradley Cooper), Baracus (Quinton "Rampage"
Jackson) and Murdock (Sharlto Copley) band together to clear their names and set
things right again. Also with Jessica Biel and Patrick Wilson. Directed by Joe
Carnahan. [1:57]
Cyrus
[2010] [R] - 6.3.7
When a depressed divorcee (John C. Reilly) finally connects with a woman (Marisa
Tomei) he meets, their encounter quickly develops into intense attraction and
they seem to have the potential for a perfect relationship. That is, until her
adult son, who lives with her, starts interfering and trying to sabotage them.
Also with Jonah Hill, Catherine Keener, Matt Walsh and Diane Mizota. Directed by
Jay & Mark Duplass. [1:32]
Despicable Me [2010] [PG] - 2.3.2
After a new villain (voiced by Jason Segel), with a wealthy dad and many
gadgets, steals the pyramids in Egypt and replaces them with inflatable
versions, an older and more established villain (voiced by Steve Carell) must
prove he still has what it takes to claim he's truly an arch villain. However,
when he adopts three little girls in an attempt to infiltrate the new villain's
lair, he finds out that being a dad changes one's perspective and priorities.
Also with the voices of Russell Brand, Will Arnett, Kristen Wiig, Danny McBride,
Jemaine Clement, Jack McBrayer, Julie Andrews, Miranda Cosgrove and Mindy Kaling.
Directed by Chris Renaud & Pierre Coffin. [1:32]
Micmacs
[2010] [R] - 7.6.4
A boy's soldier father is killed by a landmine, and as an adult (Dany Boon) he
works in a video store and watches old black-and-white films. One day he is
struck in the head by a stray bullet in a botched drive-by shooting and after
his hospital stay, finds himself homeless, jobless and destitute. Afterward, he
meets an ex-felon (Jean-Pierre Marielle) who makes a living in scrap metal and
joins him and an eccentric group of genius outcasts in a wonderland of a salvage
yard under the freeway, and together, they take revenge against arms
manufacturers. Also with Albert Dupontel, Dominique Pinon, André Dussollier and
Julie Ferrier. Directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet. [1:46]. In French with English
subtitles.
Mother and Child [2009] [R] - 8.3.5
Drama centered around the stories of three women: a 50-year-old woman (Annette
Bening) who gave up a daughter for adoption when she was 14-years-old, the now
37-year-old daughter (Naomi Watts), and a woman (Kerry Washington) who is about
to adopt a child. Also with Jimmy Smits, Samuel L. Jackson, S. Epatha Merkerson,
Shareeka Epps and Cherry Jones. Directed by Rodrigo Garcia. [2:05]
Nanny McPhee Returns [2010] [PG] - 2.4.3
In the second movie in the series, Nanny McPhee (Emma Thompson) appears
miraculously in order to help a frazzled British mom (Maggie Gyllenhaal), who's
trying to keep the family farm afloat while her husband (Ewan McGregor) is
fighting overseas. However, a couple of bratty cousins bring additional troubles
and McPhee uses magic to enforce civility. Also with Rhys Ifans, Asa
Butterfield, Lil Woods, Oscar Steer, Eros Vlahos, Rosie Taylor-Ritson, Ralph
Fiennes and Dame Maggie Smith. Directed by Susanna White. [1:49]
The Other
Guys [2010] [PG-13] - 5.6.5
In this parody of capitalism and the NYPD, two out-of-control "super-bad" cops
(Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson) are worshiped by NYC citizens and the
police force. But two detectives attempt to take their place, a paperwork
obsessed ex-pimp (Will Ferrell) and his partner (Mark Wahlberg), when a
small-time white-collar crime uncovers a multinational Ponzi scheme. Also with
Eva Mendes, Ann Heche, Derek Jeter, Rob Riggle, Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Keaton
and Ice-T (voice). Directed by Adam McKay. [1:47] |
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December 17 |
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The Town
[2010] [R] - 7.8.10
According to the film, Charlestown, MA is home to more bank robbers and armored
car thieves than any other place in America, and a longtime criminal (Ben
Affleck) and his buddies are being pursued by a tenacious FBI agent (Jon Hamm)
while they plan their next heist. Also with Rebecca Hall, Jeremy Renner, Slaine,
Owen Burke, Blake Lively, Titus Welliver and Pete Postlethwaite. Directed by Ben
Affleck. [2:04]
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole [2010] [PG] - 1.4.1
Several owlets are swept away from their homes and families and placed under
into slave-like conditions, where they are forced to perform assigned tasks by
the Pure Ones. When two of the owls manage to escape from their captors, they
make their way to the legendary tree where the Guardians reside in order to find
help. With the voices of Emily Barclay, Abbie Cornish, Ryan Kwanten, Anthony
LaPaglia, Miriam Margolyes, Helen Mirren, Sam Neill, Richard Roxburgh, Geoffrey
Rush, Jim Sturgess, Hugo Weaving and David Wenham. Directed by Zack Snyder.
[1:30] |
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December 21 |
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Devil
[2010] [PG-13] - 3.8.4
After a group of strangers (Jenny O'Hara, Bojana Novakovic, Bokeem Woodbine,
Geoffrey Arend and Logan Marshall-Green) are mysteriously trapped in an elevator
in downtown Philadelphia, a police officer (Chris Messina) struggles to help
them before a supernatural force causes their deaths. Also with Jacob Vargas,
Matt Craven and Joshua Peace. Directed by John Erick Dowdle and Drew Dowdle.
[1:20]
Easy A
[2010] [PG-13] - 7.2.4
After a teenage girl (Emma Stone) is overheard telling her best friend (Alyson
Machalka) about a made-up sexual tryst, her high school's rumor mill goes out of
control, and she happily embraces her new status as a modern-day wearer of "The
Scarlet Letter." Also with Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd, Thomas Haden
Church, Patricia Clarkson, Cam Gigandet, Malcolm McDowell, Stanley Tucci, Fred
Armisen and Lisa Kudrow. Directed by Will Gluck. [1:32]
Salt [2010]
[PG-13] - 3.7.4
A CIA operative (Angelina Jolie) stands accused as a KGB spy, and when her
husband goes missing, she begins to behave as a Russian operative, catching up
with an escaped Russian double agent to join his group in NYC. Meanwhile, her
CIA partner (Liev Schreiber) attempts to help her disprove an accusation that
she plans to kill both the Presidents of Russia and US. Also with Chiwetel
Ejiofor, Daniel Olbrychski and Andre Braugher. Directed by Philip Noyce. In
English and Russian with English subtitles. [1:40]
Step Up 3D
[2010] [PG-13] - 3.3.5
A young man (Rick Malambri) recruits an assortment of young people to form a
dance group and compete in a dance battle with a million dollar prize; but if
they don't win, it may mean they'll lose everything. An NYU freshman (Adam G.
Sevani) is enticed to dance again. Also with Sharni Vinson, Alyson Stoner, Harry
Shum Jr., Ally Maki, Christopher Scott, Ruby Feliciano, Luis Rosado, Stephen
'Twitch' Boss, Kendra Andrews, Keith "Remedy" Stallworth and Joe Slaughter.
Directed by Jon Chu. [1:37]
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps [2010] [PG-13] - 4.3.5
Michael Douglas returns as the Wall Streeter who proclaimed, "greed is good" and
ended up in jail for eight years for financial shenanigans. Now out of prison,
he returns to his old life and has his sights set on a new target (Shia LaBeouf).
Also with Carey Mulligan, Frank Langella, Josh Brolin, Eli Wallach and Susan
Sarandon. Directed by Oliver Stone. [2:16] |
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December 28 |
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The
American [2010] [R] - 9.7.5
A weapons designer and professional assassin (George Clooney) is targeted by a
Swedish group, which manages to track him down even after he ends up hiding in a
remote Italian village. He begins to wonder whom he can trust and wants to
retire, when he meets a prostitute (Violante Placido) and their affection for
each other grows. Also with Thekla Reuten, Paolo Bonacelli, Irina Bjorklund,
Johan Leysen, Filippo Timi and Anna Foglietta. Directed by Anton Corbijn. In
English and some Italian with English subtitles. [1:35]
Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D [2010] [R] - 1.9.5
Picking up where the previous Resident Evil video games and movies left off, a
woman (Milla Jovovich) is in a world overrun by a virus that turns its victims
into the Undead. She and her friends (Ali Larter, Kim Coates, Boris Kodjoe and
Wentworth Miller) band together to fight the source of the infection, the
malevolent Umbrella Corporation, which is run by a superhuman (Shawn Roberts).
Also with Norman Yeung and Spencer Locke. Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. [1:37] |
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