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December 2 |
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Wanted
[2008] [R] - 7.8.9
Based on a comic book character: A man (James McAvoy) seeks revenge against the
murderer of his father, who is himself an assassin, and his father's partner
(Morgan Freeman) arranges for him to train with a brotherhood of assassins,
under the eye of his assistant (Angelina Jolie). Frightened and overwhelmed at
first, he agrees to participate in assassination assignments. Also with David
O'Hara, Terrence Stamp, Common, Konstantin Khabensky and Marc Warren. Directed
by Timur Bekmambetov. [1:52]
The X-Files: I Want to Believe [2008] [PG-13] - 3.7.4
Former FBI agents Fox Mulder (David Duchovny), a believer in alien abductions,
paranormal phenomena and government conspiracies, and Dana Scully (Gillian
Anderson), a more pragmatic physician with forensic expertise, team up to find a
missing FBI agent by following a trail laid out by a defrocked Catholic priest
(Billy Connolly), who's a self-proclaimed psychic. Also with Amanda Peet, Alvin
"Xzibit" Joiner, Callum Keith Rennie, Adam Godley and Nicki Aycox. Directed by
Chris Carter. [1:44]
Step
Brothers [2008] [R] - 9.5.9
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as two grown men who form an unlikely team
when their parents marry and they become stepbrothers. Suddenly the middle-aged
slackers have to find jobs and move out of their parents' home. Also with Adam
Scott, Mary Steenburgen, Kathryn Hahn, Andrea Savage, Richard Jenkins, Lurie
Poston, Travis Flory, Rob Riggle, June Raphael and Jake Johnson. Directed by
Adam McKay. [1:35]
The
Longshots [2008] [PG] - 3.3.4
A former high school football great (Ice Cube) is depressed after he loses his
job due to a plant closing, until he takes on a new assignment: to baby-sit his
niece (Keke Palmer), whom he soon trains as a star quarterback and the first
female member in Pop Warner Football. Also with Tasha Smith, Jill Marie Jones,
Dash Mihok, Matt Craven, Garrett Morris and Earthquake. Directed by Fred Durst.
[1:34]
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian [2008] [PG] - 1.6.1
The Pevensie children (Anna Popplewell, Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes and
William Moseley) return to Narnia after a year in London, but when they arrive
they realize that centuries have passed in the magic kingdom. They also come to
understand how much has changed and that the people of Narnia are about to face
another battle against a cruel and brutal ruler from a neighboring kingdom. Also
with Peter Dinklage, Ben Barnes, Alicia Borrachero, Vincent Grass, Shane Rangi,
Warwick Davis, Sergio Castellitto and Predrag Bjelac. Directed by Andrew
Adamson. [2:20]
Fly
Me to the Moon [2008] [G] - 1.2.1
3-D animated feature about a young fly, who grows up hearing about the
adventures of his grandfather and decides to have an adventure of his own: After
convincing his two closest friends to join him, they stow away on the Apollo 11
rocket and take a trip to the moon. With Edwin E. Aldrin Jr., and the voices of
Christopher Lloyd, Robert Patrick, Nicollette Sheridan, Tim Curry, Ed Begley
Jr., Adrienne Barbeau, Philip Bolden, Trevor Gagnon, David Gore and Kelly Ripa.
Directed by Ben Stassen. [1:25] |
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December 9 |
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The Dark
Knight [2008] [PG-13] - 2.7.3
Amidst an ongoing struggle to rid Gotham of organized crime, the Batman
(Christian Bale) is introduced to a villain whose motivations seem to be to
create anarchy and chaos: Known as The Joker (Heath Ledger) because of facial
scars that resemble a smile, he wreaks havoc on the city and disrupts District
Attorney Harvey Dent's (Aaron Eckhart) efforts to imprison mobsters. Also with
Michael Caine, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman and Eric Roberts.
Directed by Christopher Nolan. [2:32]
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who [2008] [G] - 0.3.1
The story of the loveable elephant named Horton (voiced by Jim Carrey), who
finds a speck on a clover and discovers that there is a community of Whos living
on it. His troubles start when he tries to protect them from a busybody kangaroo
(voiced by Carol Burnett), which does not believe him and thinks that the speck
should be boiled in oil. Also with the voices of Steve Carell, Dan Fogler, Seth
Rogen, Will Arnett, Isla Fisher, Amy Poehler, Jaime Pressly, Jonah Hil, Laura
Ortiz and Selena Gomez. Directed by Jimmy Hayward and Steve Martino. [1:28] |
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December 16 |
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Mamma Mia!
[2008] [PG-13] - 4.1.3
Musical comedy featuring tunes from the '70s group ABBA: A young woman (Amanda
Seyfried) preparing for her wedding is determined to discover the identity of
her father. So, after reading her mother's (Meryl Streep) diary, she invites the
three men (Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth and Stellan Skarsgard) who she thinks are
the most likely suspects. Also with Julie Walters, Christine Baranski, Dominic
Cooper and Juan Pablo Di Pace. Directed by Phyllida Lloyd. [1:48]
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor [2008] [PG-13] - 3.7.3
Brendan Fraser reprises his role as an adventurer with a penchant for mummies,
and this time he's called out of retirement after his son (Luke Ford) uncovers a
brutal emperor that is reanimated (Jet Li) and determined to continue a war
started centuries earlier, before his army was transformed into mummies. Also
with Maria Bello, Michelle Yeoh, John Hannah, Liam Cunningham and Isabella Leong.
Directed by Rob Cohen. [1:52] |
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December 19 |
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The House
Bunny [2008] [PG-13] - 6.3.5
When a Playboy Bunny (Anna Faris) is tossed out of the Playboy Mansion for being
too old at 27, she finds her way to a college sorority in need of a housemother.
Her mission becomes to turn a band of social outcasts (Emma Stone, Kat Dennings,
Katharine McPhee, Rumer Willis and Dana Goodman) into desirable women. Also with
Christopher McDonald and Beverly D'Angelo. Directed by Fred Wolf. [1:38]
Traitor
[2008] [PG-13] - 2.6.5
A man (Don Cheadle) selling weapons to Muslim terrorist groups is chased by the
FBI and linked to bombings in countries around the world. Also with Archie
Panjabi, Guy Pearce, Lorena Gale, Raad Rawi, Aly Khan, Simon Reynolds, Paulino
Nunes, Mozhan Marno, Jeff Daniels, Neal McDonough and Said Taghmaoui. Directed
by Jeffrey Nachmanoff. [1:53] |
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December 21 |
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Burn After Reading [2008] [R] - 8.7.10
Comedy noir about two employees of a fitness club (Frances McDormand and Brad
Pitt) who find a CD-ROM they are convinced contains espionage secrets, and
assume that the owner of the disc will reward them if they return it. The
reaction they get is not what they expected, and they try to sell the
information to the Russians, but instead find themselves involved in a
convoluted mess of C.I.A. spies, infidelity and inadvertent murder. Also with
John Malkovich, Lenny Venito, Tilda Swinton, Richard Jenkins, David Rasche and
J. K. Simmons. Directed by Ethan Coen and Joel Coen. [1:36]
Death Race
[2008] [R] - 4.8.8
Jason Statham stars as a man falsely charged with murdering his wife and
sentenced to a notorious maximum security island prison. The prison's warden
(Joan Allen) makes money from broadcasting car races where inmates have to kill
each other in order to win. Also with Ian McShane, Tyrese Gibson, Natalie
Martinez, Jason Clarke, Max Ryan, Fred Koehler, Jacob Vargas, Robert LaSardo and
Robin Shou. Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. [1:29]
The Women
[2008] [PG-13] - 5.2.4
A woman (Meg Ryan) busy with her job, charity work and party planning, is taken
by surprise when she discovers that her husband is having an affair. Not sure
what to do, and being advised by friends and her mother, she is determined to
remake herself and her life. Also with Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra
Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Candice Bergen, India Ennenga, Bette Midler, Cloris
Leachman and Carrie Fisher. Directed by Diane English. [1:54]
Hamlet 2
[2008] [R] - 6.3.7
A bad actor (Steve Coogan) tries his hand at being a high school drama coach,
but when budget cuts and several harsh reviews threaten his vocation, he sets
out to stage a grand, politically incorrect musical in order to raise enough
money to save arts teaching. Also with Catherine Keener, David Arquette, Joseph
Soria, Elizabeth Shue and Amy Poeller. Directed by Andrew Fleming. [1:34] |
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December 27 |
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The Duchess
[2008] [PG-13] - 7.5.1
Period piece taking place in 18th century England, with Keira Knightley as a
young English woman, barely out of her teens, who is chosen by a prominent Duke
(Ralph Fiennes) to become his wife and producer of male heirs. Not long after
they marry she discovers that he is being unfaithful to her. It becomes
impossible for her to tolerate his dalliances when she discovers that he is
having an affair with her only friend and he insists that she move in with them.
Based on a true story. Also with Dominic Cooper, Hayley Atwell, Charlotte
Rampling, Simon McBurney, Aidan McArdle, John Shrapnel and Alistair Petrie.
Directed by Saul Dibb. [1:45]
Eagle Eye
[2008] [PG-13] - 2.6.5
A young man (Shia LaBeouf) whose life is in a constant state of flux learns that
his twin brother has died. After attending his funeral he receives a phone call
that sets in motion a series of events that may end in his death. At the same
time, a woman (Michelle Monaghan) also receives a call that instructs her to
take action or her young son will be killed. The two become unwitting partners
in a race for their lives. Also with Rosario Dawson, Anthony Azizi, Billy Bob
Thornton, Anthony Mackie, Michael Chiklis, Cameron Boyce and Lynn Cohen.
Directed by D.J. Caruso. [1:58]
Ghost Town
[2008] [PG-13] - 4.3.5
Ricky Gervais stars as a dentist who does not like people, and does not believe
in ghosts. But when he dies for seven minutes and is then revived, he discovers
he retains the ability to see the dead, and the ghosts follow him and pester
him. One ghost (Greg Kinnear) is particularly insistent. Also with Téa Leoni,
Alan Ruck, Jeff Hiller, Kristen Wiig, Jordan Carlos, Billy Campbell, Dana Ivey
and Aasif Mandvi. Directed by David Koepp. [1:42] |
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