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August 2 |
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The Music Never Stopped [2011] [PG] - 2.3.4
Inspired by a true story about a father (J.K. Simmons) that had been estranged
from his son (Lou Taylor Pucci) for almost 20 years: After the son suffers from
a brain tumor that prevents him from forming new memories, he and his father
rekindle their relationship with the help of a music therapist (Julia Ormond)
and "The Grateful Dead." Also with Mia Maestro, Tammy Blanchard, Scott Adsit and
Cara Seymour. Directed by Jim Kohlberg. [1:45]
Rio [2011]
[G] - 2.3.1
A rare blue Macaw (voiced by Jesse Eisenberg) is discovered in a small town in
Minnesota where he has been raised dutifully by a woman (voiced by Leslie Mann)
since she found him as a young bird. When they travel back to his home in Rio in
order to unite him with the only remaining female blue Macaw (voiced by Anne
Hathaway) they are preyed upon by thieves. Also with the voices of George Lopez,
Tracy Morgan, Jemaine Clement, Rodrigo Santoro and Will.i.am. Directed by Carlos
Saldanha. [1:36]
Soul
Surfer [2011] [PG] - 3.5.1
The true story of pro-surfer Bethany Hamilton: After the teenager (AnnaSophia
Robb) loses her arm in a shark attack, she overcomes her disability and finds
the courage to return to competitive surfing. Also with Helen Hunt, Dennis Quaid,
Carrie Underwood, Ross Thomas and Kevin Sorbo. Directed by Sean McNamara. [1:45] |
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August 9 |
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Jumping the Broom [2011] [PG-13] - 6.3.4
When an uptown woman (Paula Patton) meets and falls in love with a downtown man
(Laz Alonso), their whirlwind romance almost comes to a screeching halt, with
their two families clashing at their Martha's Vineyard wedding. Also with Angela
Bassett, Loretta Devine, Meagan Good, Tasha Smith, Julie Bowen, DeRay Davis,
Valarie Pettiford, Mike Epps and Romeo. Directed by Salim Akil. [1:53]
Mars
Needs Moms [2011] [PG] - 1.4.1
After a boy's (voiced by Seth Green) mom (voiced by Joan Cusack) is kidnapped
from Earth by Martians in need of mothering skills, he must work with a new
friend (voiced by Dan Fogler) to free his mom, while gaining a new appreciation
for all the work she does. Also with the voices of Elisabeth Harnois and Mindy
Sterling. Directed by Simon Wells. [1:28]
Paul [2011]
[R] - 5.5.10
Two English sci-fi fans (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) make a pilgrimage to Comic
Con and Nevada's Area 51, where they unexpectedly meet one of the legendary
"grays," a real extraterrestrial (voiced by Seth Rogen). They agree to a road
trip to help the alien escape to a desert meeting place, where his people will
take him home, while being obstructed by an FBI Agent (Jason Bateman),
Christians, the American government, and assorted others. Also with Kristen Wiig,
Bill Hader, John Lynch, Jane Lynch, Sigourney Weaver and Blythe Danner. Directed
by Greg Mottola. [1:44]
Your
Highness [2011] [R] - 10.9.9
After a brave and handsome prince's (James Franco) new bride (Zooey Deschanel)
is kidnapped by an evil wizard (Justin Theroux), he must go on a quest with his
lazy, underachieving brother (Danny McBride) in order to rescue her. Also with
Natalie Portman, Toby James and Damian Lewis. Directed by David Gordon Green.
[1:42] |
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August 16 |
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The Grace
Card [2011] [PG-13] - 1.5.2
A man (Michael Joiner) has become a police officer after the death of his young
son, and after a tragic event involving another son. When his partner (Mike
Higgenbottom) reaches out to help comfort him, they both find a new appreciation
for their faith. Also with Louis Gossett Jr. and Cindy Hodge. Directed by David
G. Evans. [1:41]
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil [2011] [PG] - 1.4.3
The sequel to "Hoodwinked" has Red Riding Hood (voiced by Hayden Panettiere)
training in the group of Sister Hoods when she and the Wolf (voiced by Patrick
Warburton) are called away to investigate the disappearance of a brother and
sister duo, Hansel (voiced by Bill Hader) and Gretel (voiced by Amy Poehler).
Also with the voices of Glenn Close, Cheech Marin, Joan Cusack, Brad Garett,
Martin Short, Tommy Chong, Andy Dick and David Ogden Stiers. Directed by Mike
Disa. [1:34]
Jane Eyre
[2011] [PG-13] - 4.5.1
Based on Charlotte Brontë's classic, about a governess (Mia Wasikowska) that
falls in love with her brooding employer (Michael Fassbender) and eventually
discovers his dark secret. Also with Jamie Bell, Sally Hawkins, Dame Judi Dench,
Imogen Poots, Tamzin Merchant and Holliday Grainger. Directed by Cary Fukunaga.
[1:55]
Priest
[2011] [PG-13] - 2.8.5
Based on the Korean comic of the same name, and set in an alternate world, after
humans and vampires have battled for centuries, and humans have won and vampires
are contained in reservations. A man (Paul Bettany) is called to serve as a
warrior after his niece (Lily Collins) is captured by escaped vampires, which
are attempting to take over the world again. Also with Cam Gigandet, Maggie Q,
Christopher Plummer and Karl Urban. Directed by Scott Stewart. [1:27]
Something Borrowed [2011] [PG-13] - 6.3.5
The relationship of two girlfriends (Kate Hudson and Ginnifer Goodwin) becomes
complicated when it turns out that one of them has been in love with the fiancé
(Colin Egglesfield) of the other. After a night of drinking, the girlfriend and
the fiancé wake up in bed together and must decide what to do next, while a
friend (John Krasinski) lends his support, and an entire set of extended
relationships goes awry. Also with Steve Howey, Ashley Williams, Geoffrey
Pierson, Jonathan Epstein and Jill Eikenberry. Directed by Luke Greenfield.
[1:50] |
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August 23 |
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POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold [2011] [PG-13] - 4.1.5
Director Morgan Spurlock turns the camera on himself once again in a documentary
about the branding, advertising and product placement that we find in movies and
television. Also with interviews with Noam Chomsky, Ralph Nader, Brett Ratner,
Antonio Reid and Jimmy Kimmel. [1:30]
Win Win
[2011] [R] - 3.3.6
A disillusioned attorney (Paul Giamatti) is moonlighting as a wrestling coach
for a New Jersey high school, when he discovers a new star athlete (Alex
Shaffer), who's come to live with his sick grandfather. The coach becomes
involved in an unethical agreement and nearly loses everything, and the boy's
mother (Melanie Lynskey) appears, just out of rehab, and looking for a meal
ticket. Also with Amy Ryan, Bobby Cannavale, Jeffrey Tambor and Burt Young.
Directed by Tom McCarthy. [1:46] |
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August 30 |
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In a
Better World [2011] [R] - 4.8.5
After the death of his mother, Christian (William Jøhnk Nielsen) moves with his
father (Ulrich Thomsen) to a new Danish city where he becomes friends with Elias
(Markus Rygaard), a boy who is bullied at school. After the two boys gang up on
the bully, they set their sights on a violent revenge plan. Also with William
Johnk Nielson, Mikawl Persbrandt and Trine Dyrholm. Directed by Susanne Bier. In
Danish and Swedish and subtitled in English. [1:53]
Prom [2011]
[PG] - 4.2.2
Several intersecting stories come together as the biggest night in high school
life approaches: We learn the stories of a girl (Aimee Teegarden) and the school
bad boy (Thomas McDonell), a girl (Yin Chang), who has an important decision to
make, a boy (DeVaughn Nixon), who has to face the consequences of his actions,
and other high schoolers, as everyone comes together to face their insecurities
and the anticipation of their final night together. Also with Danielle Campbell,
Nolan Sotillo and Jared Kusnitz. Directed by Joe Nussbaum. [1:43]
Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family [2011] [PG-13] - 4.4.4
A woman (Loretta Devine) with a terminal disease is having difficulty getting
her grown children and their kids together to tell them that she's running out
of time. Family members are fighting and refuse to be in the same room together,
so her aunts (Tyler Perry and Cassi Davis) round up the children (Shad Moss,
Shannon Kane and Natalie Desselle-Reid) with their families and order them to
appear at a family dinner "or else." Also with Teyana Taylor, Lauren London,
David Mann, Tamela Mann, Isaiah Mustafa, Rodney Perry, Philip Anthony-Rodriguez
and Jill Scott. Directed by Tyler Perry. [1:46] |
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