Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
The Shaggy Dog
[2006] [PG] - 3.3.2
Tim Allen stars as a workaholic deputy DA who has little time for his family.
When his animal rights activist teenage daughter brings home a dog from a lab
that is testing new chemicals on animals, and which is the same lab that her
father is representing in court, their relationship becomes even more strained.
That's also when dad begins to feel a bit doggish and starts chasing cats
through the neighborhood on all fours. Also with Kristin Davis, Danny Glover,
Craig Kilborn and Robert Downey Jr. Directed by Brian Robbins. [1:38]
V for Vendetta
[2006] [R] - 6.7.5
A future Britain shrouded in fear is run by a totalitarian government, headed by
a chancellor (John Hurt) who controls all aspects of the inhabitants' lives and
does not tolerate dissent. But a masked vigilante known only as "V" saves a
young woman (Natalie Portman) from torture and tries to encourage a citizen
revolt by blowing up the Old Bailey building and then threatening to blow up the
House of Parliament as a symbol of defiance. Also with Hugo Weaving, Stephen Rea
and Stephen Fry. Directed by James McTeigue. [2:12]
August 8
Inside Man
[2006] [R] - 4.6.10
Denzel Washington stars as a police detective and hostage negotiator assigned to
the scene of a bank robbery, where the robber (Clive Owen) and his team are
locked inside and holding hostages. In a cat-and-mouse game, the detective and
the robber try to outwit each other. Jodie Foster co-stars as a representative
of the bank, whose mission is to ensure that items in safety deposit boxes are
not made public. Also with Willem Dafoe and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Directed by Spike
Lee. [2:08]
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector [2006] [PG-13] - 4.4.5
Comedian Larry the Cable Guy (a.k.a. Daniel Lawrence Whitney) stars as a health
inspector who's usual turf is inexpensive diners. Called to help solve a string
of food poisonings taking place at the most expensive restaurants, just before a
prestigious chefs' competition, he manages to wreak predictable havoc. Also with
Joe Pantoliano, Joanna Cassidy, Iris Bahr and Megyn Price. Directed by Trent
Cooper. [1:39]
August 15
Scary Movie 4
[2006] [PG-13] - 6.7.5
As is the case with the first three "Scary Movie" installments, the 4th looks at
notable movies and pokes fun at them in extreme fashion. Not all of the jokes
are made at the expense of horror movies though; some include political
responses to real life events, as well as movies like "Brokeback Mountain" and
"Million Dollar Baby." With Anna Faris, Molly Shannon, Regina Hall, Craig Bierko
and Leslie Nielsen. Directed by David Zucker. [1:23]
RV [2006] [PG] -
2.3.3
Robin Williams stars as a man who's been working too hard and hasn't been
spending much time with his family. Ostensibly as an attempt to bring everybody
together, he cancels their planned Hawaii vacation and instead rents an RV and
takes them to Colorado -- where it just so happens he has to conduct a sales
meeting or lose his job. Also with Cheryl Hines, Joanna 'JoJo' Levesque, Josh
Hutcherson and Jeff Daniels. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. [1:39]
Hoot [2006] [PG] -
1.4.4
A greedy restauranteur plans to build a restaurant on a piece of Florida land
that is inhabited by endangered burrowing owls. A boy and his friends take on
the owls' cause and are determined to protect the environment from land
developers and crooked politicians. With Luke Wilson, Logan Lerman, Brie Larson,
Tim Blake Nelson and Cody Linley. Directed by Wil Shriner. [1:30]
August 22
Silent Hill
[2006] [R] - 5.10.5
A woman, desperate to unravel the mystery of her adopted daughter's recurring
night terrors, takes her to an abandoned town in West Virginia where she finds
herself trapped in an alternate dimension inhabited by strange beings. With
Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, Laurie Holden, Deborah Kara Unger and Kim Coates.
Directed by Christophe Gans. [2:07]
Poseidon [2006]
[PG-13] - 3.7.5
A remake of 1972's "The Poseidon Adventure," re-telling the story of a doomed
cruise ship that is struck by a wave and capsizes, killing all but a handful of
the passengers on board. The survivors find themselves fighting for their lives,
and are led by a career gambler (Josh Lucas) who ignores the captain's orders to
wait for a rescue. With Kurt Russell, Jacinda Barrett, Andre Braugher and
Richard Dreyfuss. Directed by Wolfgang Petersen. [1:38]
Just My Luck
[2006] [PG-13] - 4.4.4
Lindsey Lohan stars as a young woman who has been very lucky and successful all
her life. One night however she transfers her luck to a young man (Chris Pine)
she kisses at a costume party, and she's saddled with his rotten luck. Now she
must find him and kiss him again before her charmed life becomes a complete
mess. Also with Samaire Armstrong, Bree Turner and Faizon Love. Directed by
Donald Petrie. [1:48]
Phat Girlz
[2006] [PG-13] - 6.3.4
Mo'Nique Imes stars as a woman who has become bitter over the years because of
the humiliation that she suffered when being harassed and teased ceaselessly
about being overweight. When she wins a trip to a resort and meets a Nigerian
doctor who falls in love with her, she sabotages the relationship because she
does not believe he's being genuine. Also with Godfrey Danchimah, Joyful
M'Chelle Drake, Kendra C. Johnson, Jimmy Jean-Louis. Directed by Nnegest Likke.
[1:39]
When Do We Eat?
[2006] [R] - 6.3.5
Hoping to bring her dysfunctional family back together, a woman (Lesley Ann
Warren) prepares a Kosher Seder meal. When the attendees begin to arrive it is
clear that the evening may not play out exactly as she had hoped. Also with Ben
Feldman, Michael Lerner, Mili Avital and Jack Klugman. Directed by Salvador
Litvak. [1:30]
August 29
Friends
with Money [2006] [R] - 7.3.7
Jennifer Aniston, Catherine Keener, Frances McDormand and Joan Cusack star as
four life-long friends living in the west coast and deal with the stress of life
and relationships while trying to figure out what being happy really means. Also
with Jason Isaacs and Scott Caan. Directed by Nicole Holofcener. [1:28]
The Sentinel
[2006] [PG-13] - 4.6.4
Michael Douglas stars as a veteran Secret Service agent, who is suddenly
suspected of being a mole when the President's life is threatened. Now he has to
prove his innocence, protect the President, and at the same time elude his
fellow agents who are determined to capture him, dead or alive. Also with Kiefer
Sutherland, Kim Basinger, Eva Longoria, Martin Donovan and Paul Calderon
Directed by Clark Johnson. [1:48]
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World [2005] [PG-13] - 3.2.4
Directed by Albert Brooks, the story is about out-of-work comedian Albert Brooks
(played by Brooks) who has a big house and a family that likes shopping.
Summoned to Washington by a State Department committee that's studying people
from different cultures around the world, he's dispatched to several
predominately Islamic countries with a singular mission: to try and figure out
what makes over 300 million Muslims laugh. Also with Sheetal Sheth, Jon Tenney,
Fred Dalton Thompson and John Carroll Lynch. [1:38]
Take the Lead
[2006] [PG-13] - 5.5.5
Antonio Banderas stars as a ballroom dance teacher who volunteers to help the
"misfits" in an inner-city school by teaching them to do ballroom dancing during
detention. His job is not easy initially since his lessons are considered a form
of detention. But he convinces himself that the students are worth the effort,
and he perseveres. Also with Rob Brown, Yaya DaCosta, Dante Basco and John
Ortiz. Directed by Liz Friedlander. [1:48]