Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
Saturday Night Live regulars Chris Farley and David Spade
try to make a movie out of their TV shtick.
SEX/NUDITY 1 - Nudity is suggested in a scene when a woman removes her
clothes at a distance. A man grabs a woman's clothed derriere.
VIOLENCE/GORE 2 - One character is particularly accident prone, and spends
much of his time running into doors, walls and machinery -- resulting in little personal
damage. A fist fight, a man is hit in the face with a board, and a deer is hit by a car
(but later revived). A character sets a toy car on fire.
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PROFANITY 3 - An assortment of scatological and anatomical references, and
silly euphemisms. Many references to masturbation. [profanity glossary]
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Greed, dishonesty and lust.
MESSAGE - If you really care about something you will eventually succeed.
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not as stringent as they are now. We therefore need to revisit many
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