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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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Sex & Nudity
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MPAA Rating: R

Seven testosterone-filled friends make a bet that the last of them to get married will be the lucky one to win a large pot of cash as a reward for preserving his bachelorhood. With Jerry O'Connell, Shannon Elizabeth, Jake Busey, Horatio Sanz, Jaime Pressly and Bill Maher. [1:32]

SEX/NUDITY 10 - Lots and lots of sexual innuendo, including references to oral sex, masturbation, S&M, multiple-partner sex, sex with twin sisters, bestiality, homosexuality, casual sex, sex with kids, and anal sex. Several passionate kissing scenes and several sex scenes. Preparing for sex, a man spanks a woman's bare buttocks (she's in a thong) and the woman asks if she can get a friend to join them; the friend obliges and it's implied they'll have a ménage-à-trois. We see a man and a woman having sex in the backseat of a car (with moaning and thrusting); the woman feels sick so she puts her head out the window to vomit and the man starts having sex with her from behind while she's regurgitating. We see a close-up of a woman's bare breast. We see two scantily clad women having sex on a bed, with one woman behind the other rubbing and moving. A man in thong underwear on his bed spanks his own buttocks and talks dirty to himself. A man lying in bed pulls off his underwear and it's implied he's going to masturbate. A couple kiss passionately, begin disrobing and recline on a bed; but then the woman turns into a dominatrix and handcuffs the man, bites him, strips him and whips him (we see shots of his bare buttocks a couple of times). Then the dominatrix brings in her dominatrix grandmother to join them. We see the silhouette of what seems to be two naked women having sex (and making sex noises). A woman performs fellatio on a man while he's driving a car. Two men go to a sperm bank; for a long time we watch a man masturbate (we see numerous stroking gestures and facial expressions but no genitalia). A man kisses a woman's cleavage (she's lying down in a bra). We see the bare shoulders and backs of two obviously naked people having sex. Twice (in the movie itself and in outtakes shown during the end credits), we see a man on top of a naked woman (we see her bare breasts) having sex with her (she makes loud moaning noises). Then a few other scantily clad women hop into the bed as well (in fact, there's a whole line of women waiting to have sex with this man). We see the silhouette of what appears to be one naked woman rubbing her hand on another naked woman's breasts. We see three women under the sheets having sex and then they ask a man to join them; he excitedly takes off his shirt. We see several shots of a man in only his underwear. A woman handcuffs a man to a bed and then another woman comes into the room with a strap-on phallus and shoves it up the man's anus (we see his pained face right after she gets behind him). We see a man and woman in bed together playing a stripping/drinking game (the man's down to his boxers; the woman is in underwear and tank top). The woman hops on top of the man and kisses him and then the two get up -- the woman's on her knees and she proceeds to lick and kiss the man around and below his navel, ready to perform fellatio on him, until she asks him to say the "three magic words" (and they're not "I Love You"). A man is on top of a woman almost ready to kiss her and then stops. Men in a wedding party drink an erection-enhancing drug and all display prominent erections during the ceremony (the pastor looks curiously at the men's erections). A man approaches a prostitute and unzips his pants, pulling out a carrot. Two gay men briefly kiss. In a cartoon, a woman spreads her legs and there's a brain where her vagina should be. A woman rubs dice in her cleavage and hands them to a man for good luck. We see three men in a steam room; two are wearing only towels. An elderly woman grabs a man's clothed buttocks. We see several scantily clad women and lots of cleavage throughout the movie.

VIOLENCE/GORE 6 - Threatening with guns, and several shots fired. A man is shot and falls down a flight of stairs and dies; also, a man is shot in the chest and another is shot in the back (both are killed). A man dangles from a cliff face and then falls off (he's unharmed). A man threatens to kill and castrate another man. A man in a steam room is holding a tape recorder to his chest and is electrically shocked (but survives). A man has a testicle surgically removed. A man drops a recently-removed testicle, several people kick it around, a person in a wheel chair rolls over it, it's dropped a few times, and its eventually eaten by a man (we slowly watch as the testicle enters the man's mouth and he bites into it). A woman hikes up her leg and a baby comes out that looks like a man. A woman vomits. We see a few clear jars filled with semen. A man has a scarlet "A" welted on his buttock after being paddled. We also see a few instances of sex-related violence and gore; see the Sex/Nudity category for details.

PROFANITY 8 - About 15 F-words, lots of anatomical and scatological references, lots of mild obscenities, lots of crude humor and references to genitalia (slang terms), a few insults. [profanity glossary]

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Sex, love, commitment, marriage, infidelity, prostitution, deception, gambling.

MESSAGE - You can't put a price tag on love.

Special Keywords: S10 - V6 - P8 - MPAAR

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