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Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood



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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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MPAA Rating: R

In this latest "Tales from the Crypt" installment, a vampiress runs the best little whorehouse in Hell.

SEX/NUDITY 7 - Lots of sexual innuendo, passionate kissing, implied fellatio, caressing clothed bodies, suggestive dancing done by strippers, lots of bare breasts and female buttocks.

VIOLENCE/GORE 9 - Skeletons, disfigured vampire beasts and corpses abound. Pulsating, bloody hearts are shown a few times and are sometimes eaten. A man's head is squeezed until his eyes bulge out, a man has his heart torn out of his chest, a vampire puts her tongue down a man's body until it explodes with his heart coming out of his chest, and a vampire twists a man's head off leaving a bloody, tendon-filled stump. A needle goes into a vampire's forehead, a couple of vampires are burnt in a bloody, gooey mess, vampires explode into bloody chunks or become fireballs when hit with holy water. A vampire has half her body cut off with blood and muscles showing.

PROFANITY 7 - 15+ F-words, many scatological references, some mild obscenities, many anatomical references. [profanity glossary]

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Vampires, televangelists, brothels, private investigators.

MESSAGE - Vampires exist.

Special Keywords: S7 - V9 - P7 - MPAAR

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