Stuck On You [2003]

 
 

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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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Sex & Nudity
Violence & Gore
Profanity
1 to 10

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Comedy about conjoined twins (Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear) who discover that their dreams take them in different directions. One wishes for a Hollywood career, while the other is content as a restaurateur in a small island town in Maine. Also with Eva Mendes, Cher and Michael Callan. Directed by Peter & Bobby Farrelly. [2:08]

SEX/NUDITY 6 - A man who's a conjoined twin and a woman have sex, while separated from the other twin by a curtain -- we see a silhouette of the couple through the curtain, and we see one man bouncing up and down, and hear moaning; the man asks the woman to turn around (perhaps to facilitate a sexual position). Women dance suggestively in a bar and do lap dances on two men. A man and a woman kiss, a woman kisses a man on the head, and a man and a woman hug in several scenes. A woman sits in bed with a much younger man (he's bare-chested). Men and women dance close together. A woman walks toward a man, showing him her ample cleavage as he passes by (she is apparently a prostitute offering him sex). A man wears bikini underwear and is on the set of a pornographic movie. We see a street that is lined with XXX theaters, exotic dance halls and pornographic material shops (scantily clad women on posters show cleavage, abdomens and thighs). A man listens to a book on tape and says "boy, he banged 'em all, didn't he?" A woman misunderstands when a man says "9 inches." A woman wears a bikini in several scenes exposing cleavage, bare abdomen and thighs, and two women are shown in bikinis. Two men admire women as they pass by in several scenes. Two men are shown bare-chested a few times (working out, at a pool).

VIOLENCE/GORE 3 - Two men fight several men with punches and kicks in a bar fight. Two men fight each other with punches, they fall on the ground and wrestle, and they punch each other in the stomach and ribs. A man grabs a man and threatens him, and a man hits another man on the head in a few scenes. A man is sprayed in the eyes with mace, and a woman shoves a man. Boxing matches show two men pummeling opponents with many punches. Two men fall down when they lose their balance, several times. A man dangles out of a bus door as it drives along a street. Two men yell at each other in several scenes. A man is hit in the head with a dart (we see the dart poking out of his temple). A man is slammed against a wall in a hockey game, a man walks into a lamp post, and a woman tries to hit a man. A man and a woman have anxiety attacks in several scenes (they hyperventilate and breathe into bags). A man drives recklessly.

PROFANITY 5 - 1 F-word, 11 sexual references, 13 scatological terms, 16 anatomical terms, 22 mild obscenities, 1 derogatory term for homosexuals, 13 religious exclamations, and several insults. [profanity glossary]

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Conjoined twins, sibling relationships, Internet relationships, honesty, love, dreams, disappointment, Viagra, disabilities.

MESSAGE - People's dreams may be different but sharing our lives with someone we love is what makes us happy.

(Note: People are shown drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes.)

Special Keywords: S6 - V3 - P5 - MPAAPG-13

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