Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
Pauly Shore invades a Midwestern family's Thanksgiving and
challenges their "traditional" values with his weirdness, until they realize
that he's really an enchanted stranger with an immeasurable appreciation of life's
complexities.
SEX/NUDITY 5 - A couple of people in thongs and skimpy bathing suits, and
two shots of bare male behinds. Also, two women kiss romantically, a couple is shown
necking and there are many explicit sexual references.
VIOLENCE/GORE 2 - Only a couple of serious punches, one of which results in
a bloody nose. A turkey is threatened with decapitation, but nothing is shown. The rest of
the violence is strictly slapstick.
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PROFANITY 4 - While the F-word is never spoken, many of its euphemisms are
used bluntly and repeatedly. Also, some scatological and anatomical references, as well as
gestures. [profanity glossary]
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not as stringent as they are now. We therefore need to revisit many
older reviews, especially those written prior to 1998 or so; please
keep this in mind if you're consulting a review from that period.
While we plan to revisit and correct older reviews our resources are
limited and it is a slow, time-consuming process.
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