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The Real Blonde | 1998 | R | - 7.4.8

A failing actor and his friend receive their own form of comeuppance for their pretentious and shallow ideals.

SEX/NUDITY 7 - Lots of sexual innuendo, lewd sexual remarks and discussions of sexual acts (including bestiality). Several scenes of men and women in their underwear. Some cleavage, a woman's bare breasts are seen briefly and the side of a woman's breast is shown a few times. A man and woman attempt to have sex, but are interrupted; the woman is shown in her panties covering her breasts with her arms. A painting of a woman shows bare breasts. A man watches a peep show, but the woman he's watching is not shown. A man pulls at a woman's underwear in order to look at her crotch. A man and woman kiss and he caresses her clothed breast. A man and woman kiss and undress each other (sex is implied, but not shown).

VIOLENCE/GORE 4 - A man hits a woman and a man is knocked to the ground and threatened with a gun. A woman hits a man in the chest and then in the groin during a self-defense class. A woman has a black eye. During a TV show a woman commits suicide with a gun.

LANGUAGE 8 - About 50 F-words, many sexual and anatomical references, about 25 scatological terms, several derogatory terms (for women, homosexuals, et al) and many mild obscenities.

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Ambition, sexual promiscuity.

MESSAGE - Judge people for who they are, not what they look like.

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