National Lampoon's Adam and Eve [2005] [R] - 8.4.6

 
 

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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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A young woman has decided to remain celibate until the time is right, when she feels that she can trust the person she is with enough to commit completely. When she meets a young man and begins to fall in love with him, she struggles as to whether or not she will be able to really know when to commit, and is also afraid that she may lose her boyfriend before she's ready. With Cameron Douglas, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Chad Lindberg, Jake Hoffman and Brian Klugman. Directed by Jeff Kanew. [1:31]

SEX/NUDITY 8 - A young man and a young woman have sex: we see his bare back, they both moan and he thrusts rhythmically.
 Several young men watch a pornographic movie, where two bare-breasted women are kissing and one licks the other's chest. Another pornographic movie shows two women wearing skimpy bikinis as they kiss. A young man flips through TV channels and there is something sex related on every channel (women wrestling, women removing their tops and revealing bare breasts, etc.). A young man's tie has a picture of a fully nude woman on it (we see breasts and pubic region). A poster shows part of a woman's bare buttocks.
 A young man and a young woman kiss, they undress each other, they kiss again, she moves down his chest, and she starts to pull down his boxer shorts, but he stops her. A young man and a young woman kiss passionately; she is wearing bra and panties and he is bare-chested, and he reaches into her panties but she stops him (this happens in many more scenes). A young man and a young woman kiss, he caresses her, he lifts her top, but she stops him and tells him that she is a virgin. A young woman lies in a young man's bed, she's wearing a bra and panties, and she invites him to join her, he does not.
 A young woman licks a young man's ear and neck, kisses him, puts his face on her clothed breasts, they kiss, and then they wake up in bed together; he gets out of bed and we see his bare back and buttocks. A young man and a young woman kiss, he takes off his shirt, she takes off her shirt and top (we see her bare back), and the scene ends. A man is given a massage by a woman in a skimpy outfit (we see her cleavage and bare abdomen) and he asks her to rub his buttocks.
 A young man and a young woman kiss, they feed each other fruit, they drink wine, and they lie in bed kissing (she is wearing a bra and panties and the young man is bare-chested). A young man and a young woman lie in bed together, presumably nude (her long hair covers her breasts) and presumably after having had sex.
 Young men in a fraternity house have an inflatable sex doll (we see its breasts and red panties). A young man kisses an inflatable sex doll (we see its breasts).
 A young man in a car admires a young woman as she walks on a sidewalk: she wears a tight-fitting T-shirt and the camera focuses on her clothed buttocks, and he gets out of his car to tell her that she is beautiful. Young men watch a video of an overweight woman dancing in a bikini. Young women wear tight-fitting, low-cut, short tops that reveal cleavage and bare abdomens in many scenes. A young man is shown in underwear and a robe in several scenes and another young man wears boxers and a T-shirt in many scenes. A young man showers (we see his bare back and chest).
 A young man opens his pants, preparing to masturbate. A young man makes a sexual gesture with his hand.
 A man tells his son that he should be enjoying sexual exploits in college and that he should "have a threesome." A man talks to his daughter about sex with her mother ("we were dogs in heat"). A young woman and her mother talk about sex and abstinence. Several young men talk about sexual gratification in graphic terms and several young men talk about trimming their pubic hair and oral sex. Two young women wearing low-cut tops (revealing cleavage) talk about having sex.
 Several men admire a young woman as she walks along a sidewalk. A young man kisses a young woman's hand.

VIOLENCE/GORE 4 - A young man shoves and then punches another young man who falls to the ground unconscious; another young man draws a picture of male genitals on the unconscious man's forehead.
 Two young women fight: they shove each other, they pull each other's hair, and one is hit in the face and she has a bloody lip.
 A nurse takes a culture from a young man's penis (we see her approaching him with a swab and hear him scream). A young man puts his hand in his pants, pulls his hand out and smells his fingers (he continues to smell them and ask other people to smell them in additional scenes). Several young men reach in their pants, pull out a pubic hair and compare them to determine whose hair is in a sink (we see pubic hair in a sink).
 A young man has a bowel movement in his pants and also flatulates (we hear a squish and people react to the odor). A young man has to pull the car over while driving in order to urinate; he does so in a parking lot against a wall (we see a stream) and it appears to be very painful. A young man uses the toilet, another young man, showering in the same room, sees him cleaning himself afterward and he and several others quiz each other on their wiping techniques.
 A young woman vomits in a toilet after drinking too much alcohol and several others vomit against a wall and on the ground. A young man carries a cup of urine through a campus, and a young woman takes a drink from it. A young man eats stale pizza and then spits it out.
 A young man confesses to his girlfriend that he was unfaithful and she yells at him. We hear that a young man's mother died when he was 12 years old.
 A young man is forced into a shower. A young man gives another young man a wedgie.

PROFANITY 6 - 13 F-words, 1 obscene hand gesture, 26 sexual references, 21 scatological terms, 26 anatomical terms, 19 mild obscenities, 7 religious profanities, 13 religious exclamations. [profanity glossary]

SUBSTANCE USE - Young men and young women (some presumably are underage) drink alcohol at parties in several scenes, and several people (presumably some are underage) guzzle beer at a party and play drinking games. Young men drink in excess in a bar, and a young man drinks a lot of alcohol and beer at a bar. A young woman vomits in a toilet after drinking too much alcohol. Several young men smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol. A young man smokes and has a cigarette dangling from his mouth throughout the movie and other people are shown smoking cigarettes in several scenes.

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Love, celibacy, casual sex, young men's attitude about casual sex ("stick a bag over their heads and they are all the same"), guilt, sacrifice, right and wrong, romance, judging people, virginity, betrayal, infidelity, fear of intimacy, sexually transmitted diseases, infatuation.

MESSAGE - Anything worth having is worth waiting for.

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