Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
Toni Colette is Muriel, a woman whose only goal in life is
to be a beautiful bride.
SEX/NUDITY 3 - Some graphic talk about sex. A couple has sex in a bathroom
(their clothes are on but there is a great deal of thrusting and moaning; the scene is
brief). A woman is in bed with two men, although we don't see anything, we do hear moans
and the bed squeaking. We see the naked behinds of two men. A man is shown bare chested,
apparently after having had sex.
VIOLENCE/GORE 2 - A lot of taunting and screaming. A woman hits her son on
the head and shoulders and screams at him. A man is shoved out of a plate glass window but
no one is hurt and a pair of women pummel each other.
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PROFANITY 5 - Three F-words, one scatological term and a handful of mild
obscenities. [profanity glossary]
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Brides and weddings, finding your true love, leaving home,
cancer.
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