Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.
Writer/director David Lynch originally intended this film
to be the pilot for a TV series. It is set in Hollywood and follows the lives of several
people whose paths cross; the narrative twists around a car crash, amnesia, several
murders, a silent dwarf, a mysterious figure in western garb and other curiosities. It is
never clear what is real and what is an illusion. With Laura Herring, Ann Miller, Justin
Theroux, Robert Forster and Dan Hedaya. [2:27]
SEX/NUDITY 8 - A woman invites another woman to share her bed; the woman
removes her towel and we see the silhouette of her nude body and bare breasts (she's
heavily shadowed). A woman kisses a woman on the forehead and then they kiss passionately
on the lips; one woman opens the other's top and reveals her bare breasts, they kiss more
and touch each other while breathing heavily and moaning. A bare-breasted woman lies on a
couch and another bare-breasted woman climbs on top, they kiss and caress each other
briefly, and one reaches toward the other one's crotch. A woman masturbates and we see her
hand moving in her panties while she moans. A man and woman kiss several times, and two
women kiss. We see the form of a nude woman behind a glass shower door. A woman wrapped in
a towel reveals some cleavage, thigh and bare shoulders. A woman wears a tight-fitting
sweater, a woman wears a tight T-shirt (her erect nipples are outlined), a woman in a slip
exposes some cleavage, and a woman wears a tight top and skirt in several scenes. A woman
puts on a bra and panties as she climbs out of bed, and a woman faints and we can see up
her skirt (nothing is discernable). A man walks into a bedroom and finds a man and woman
in bed covered by sheets (he's bare-chested and she's covered to the shoulders). A man
pulls a woman very close to him and they act out a scene for a film audition; the woman
acts seductively, they kiss and he is presumably aroused (he's breathing heavily) and
touches her hip and buttock. A man smacks a woman on the buttock. Men and women dance
during the opening credits and a woman flips and exposes some thigh.
VIOLENCE/GORE 6 - A man shoots a man in the head and he falls face first on
a desk, he shoots a woman in the back (we see two bloody bullet holes on her back),
another man in the chest, as well as a vacuum cleaner which sparks. A man puts a gun in a
dead man's hand, pulls the trigger and the gun shoots through a wall and hits a woman on
the other side in the buttocks, and she screams and moans. Two cars with young people in
them race down a winding road and run into a limousine stopped in the oncoming lane. We
see bodies thrown through the air and a woman falls out of the limousine and stumbles
around with a bruised face. We see several times a dead and decaying body with a bruised
and deformed face lying on a bed, and two characters react to the odor when they enter the
room. A man fears a man who he saw in a dream, and when he goes to check whether what he
saw was real, a man looking blackened and charred lunges at him from behind a cement wall;
the man has a seizure and falls to the ground (we see the charred-looking man again in a
different scene). A man and woman fight, fall on the floor and hit each other. A woman
hits a man, he tosses her onto a counter and another man punches the man in the nose,
kicks him in the stomach and throws him out of a house (the man has a bloody nose). A
woman jumps on a man's back and hits him, the man punches her in the face and tosses her
on the ground. A man punches a man in the face and hurts his hand. A man pounds on a car
with a golf club breaking the windshield. A woman hires a hit man to kill someone. A man
points a gun at a woman. Police at a car crash site talk about dead young people. A man
yells in frustration. Two women read a script together and one yells and pulls a butter
knife on the other. A woman threatens a man's dog. There are a few creepy, tense scenes: A
man drives down a dark road to a corral for a meeting and the lights flicker on seemingly
by themselves, a seemingly crazy woman rambles on about someone being in trouble, two
women enter a room and one disappears after opening a strange box, a woman quakes in fear.
A woman screams and runs down a hallway being followed by two old people, she grabs a gun,
fires it and the room fills with smoke.
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