Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
The story combines plot elements from four of Ludwig
Bemelmans' classic "Madeline" titles: "Madeline," "Madeline and
the Bad Hat," "Madeline's Rescue" and "Madeline and the Gypsies."
With Hatty Jones and Frances McDormand.
SEX/NUDITY 1 - Sexual innuendo.
VIOLENCE/GORE 2 - Some shoving and wrestling between a girl and boy. Clowns
knock each other around (played for laughs). A truck chases two children through some
woods. Children are forced into a truck and tied up. A girl kicks a man in the crotch. A
girl is frightened while in a dark museum full of statues, a girl falls off a bridge into
a river and a girl suffers from an appendicitis attack and is rushed to the hospital.
Reckless driving and some property damage. A man steps in dog poop. References to harming
animals and flatulence.
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PROFANITY 2 - A couple of mild obscenities, scatological references and
insults. [profanity glossary]
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