The Long Kiss Goodnight

 
 

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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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Sex & Nudity
Violence & Gore
Profanity
1 to 10

MPAA Rating: R

Geena Davis is an amnesia victim who discovers her former occupation: CIA assassin.

SEX/NUDITY 3 - Sexual innuendo, kissing. Twice we see a woman nude but with her arms covering her breasts; in one of these scenes we see part of her buttocks. We see bra and panties through a woman's nightgown. A prostitute is on top of a man having sex (no nudity is seen).

VIOLENCE/GORE 9 - A deer is hit and a car crashes leaving the deer and human car passengers a bit bloody. A woman kills the deer by twisting its neck; and the car explodes. A woman has a bloody gash on her head. In a dream a woman slices open another's throat. A man is stabbed as he hangs, a couple of stabbings in necks, and a few other stabbings. Many people are shot at and there's blood (sometimes blood spurts from their wounds, machine gun fire is often used); many are killed. A drowned corpse, torture by repeatedly putting someone underwater, a stabbing in the eye with some blood, people are beaten up sometimes with blood (mainly on the face). A woman breaks a few men's necks. Threatening with guns and knives, some fighting scenes with punching, kicking, etc.. Grenades explode with resultant property damage. Chases, falls, a man is run over by a car. Reckless driving, a child is kidnapped, a man on fire.

PROFANITY 9 - 40+ F-words, many scatological references, many mild obscenities, many anatomical references. [profanity glossary]

DISCUSSION TOPICS - CIA, terrorism, assassins, amnesia, contract killing.

MESSAGE - Our government is not always to be trusted. It's important to know who you really are but the truth might be dangerous.

Special Keywords: S3 - V9 - P9 - MPAAR

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