Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
Teenagers lock their parents in the basement until they
reconcile.
SEX/NUDITY 1 - Kissing, sexual innuendo.
VIOLENCE/GORE 2 - Yelling and bickering, one kid is threatened, taunted and
pushed around by a school bully. Adults try to escape from the basement (chipping cement,
climbing a laundry chute with rats and cobwebs). The kids keep the adults imprisoned with
weapons such as nail guns and electric prods and with threats. A large snake scares
people. The unsupervised kids try alcohol and they trash a house.
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PROFANITY 3 - A few scatological references, mild obscenities and anatomical
references. [profanity glossary]
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Divorce, parental authority.
MESSAGE - Kids can control the lives of their parents.
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