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Heaven's Prisoners



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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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MPAA Rating: R

Alec Baldwin checks out a plane explosion in the bayou and uncovers mob involvement and drug dealing. With Teri Hatcher.

SEX/NUDITY 6 - Kissing, a topless woman dances in a bar, sexual innuendo. Baldwin cups a woman's sheer lace bra-clad breast, full frontal nudity (Teri Hatcher) as she stands on a balcony.

VIOLENCE/GORE 6 - A plane explosion, corpses in the plane, a corpse in a bathtub, people are shot in a few scenes (some blood), a handful of fistfights (punches, kicks, a man has his face shoved into a running fan) resulting in bloody faces. Two scenes where we see the blood-splattered corpse of a woman and the blood-drenched room and mattress. A man is hit by a car and killed.

PROFANITY 7 - 20+ F-words, many scatological references, a few mild obscenities, some anatomical references. [profanity glossary]

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Drug dealing, marriage, alcoholism, adoption, murder, vengeance.

MESSAGE - Sometimes you have to take justice into your own hands; meddling in someone else's business could get you killed.

Special Keywords: S6 - V6 - P7 - MPAAR

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