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A Haunted House 2 [2014] [R] - 8.8.10

 
 

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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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Sequel to the horror comedy: After overcoming the trauma of the possession of his girlfriend, a man (Marlon Wayans) moves on to a new relationship with another woman (Jaime Pressly) and along with her two children move into a house together. When strange things begin to happen he fears that there is more evil at play. Also with Missi Pyle, Essence Atkins, Gabriel Iglesias, Ashley Rickards, Affion Crockett, Steele Stebbins, Rick Overton, Hayes MacArthur, Dave Sheridan, Cedric the Entertainer and Kurt Carley. Directed by Michael Tiddes. [1:27]

SEX/NUDITY 8 - A man climbs on a bed where a female doll is lying and makes sexually suggestive remarks, then licks its face and has sex with it in an extended scene, with the doll and the man in many positions: the man's bare chest, abdomen, back and buttocks are shown and he thrusts on the doll, performs oral sex on the doll, it is implied that the doll performs oral sex on him and then we see him lying in the bed with the doll and he falls asleep (at one point the man removes a condom and throws it away). A man has sex with a doll and we see his bare buttocks as he stands in front of the doll seated on a bench and he thrusts his hips suggesting oral sex or masturbation.
 A woman wearing a short robe enters a bedroom where her boyfriend (he's bare-chested) lies in the bed; she removes her robe and we see her wearing a bra and panties as she climbs into bed with the man where they kiss and she moves down under the covers to his crotch (oral sex is implied); many fast-frame sequences of the two of them having sex in numerous positions with both thrusting are seen and after climax the woman asks for more; we see them having sex three more times with the same fast-frame sequences (we see the man's bare buttocks a few times and we see the woman wearing a bra with her cleavage, bare back and abdomen visible; please see the Violence/Gore category for more details). A man remembers having sex with a woman and we see her thrusting on top of him as her head turns completely around.
 Women working in a meth lab are shown topless (bare breasts are seen). We see two topless women standing near a man and he snorts cocaine of the bare breasts of one of the women. We see photographs on Facebook of a female doll wearing a bikini, then with no clothes and we see its bare breasts with nipples; another photo shows the nude doll tied up with rope. A woman wears low-cut tops and tight-fitting outfits that reveal cleavage and the outline of her figure in many scenes. A teen girl coughs and wretches as if she is going to vomit; when she opens her mouth to look down her throat we see the tip of a penis in her throat. A man's pants hang low and reveal part his jockey shorts in the back. A man uses a phallus to swat moths in a teen girl's room. Several women wear low-cut dresses that reveal cleavage.
 A large man stands behind another man in a jail cell and tells the second man to "Kiss me on my hot mouth" and "I feel romantical"; we see three other men moving toward the second man and the camera cuts away, suggesting prison rape.
 A teen girl in bed hears a voice telling her, "I want you to touch me" and she licks her fingers and reaches under her sheets presumably to self-stimulate but she is interrupted. A teen boy and a teen girl kiss passionately and a man talks about the girl having had sex with numerous boys. A man smacks a woman on the clothed buttocks and they kiss. A man and a woman kiss.
 The camera focuses on a woman's buttocks clothed in tight-fitting pants as a man approaches her from behind and makes a sexually suggestive remark, and then thrusts his crotch against her briefly.
 A teen girl complains to her mother that a man (the woman's boyfriend) put his fingers in the teen's box (referring to a wooden box, but the term is misconstrued) and an argument ensues. A man makes a crude sexually suggestive comment about another man's girlfriend. A man tells a teen girl that a box she is holding "can hold a lot of birth control." A man suggests that he is becoming sexually aroused after watching a home movie of a family being threatened by a demon. A man and a woman argue about whether the woman's genitals are loose. A man talks about having had sex with a doll. A boy reads a teen girl's diary that includes entries about her having lost her virginity, having had sex with 17 boys but that it was only anal, "So it's not for real," and that she will never stop having oral sex (using crude terms). A priest says that he became a priest for "the little boys." A priest says that "It ain't like I've been raping..." A priest talks about having been trying to perform oral sex on himself. Several women confront a man for having an interracial relationship. A woman complains other husband about their sex life and describes something that she would like him to do to her.

VIOLENCE/GORE 8 - A man stabs another man in the stomach and we hear a crunch before he falls to the floor (no blood is seen). A man holds a gun to his head, then puts it in his mouth, and then points it to his crotch before shooting himself in the mouth (we see a flash in his mouth and he falls to the floor dead).
 A woman stands behind another woman and twists her neck until it cracks and we see the dead woman again later with twisted neck flesh. A dead teen girl lies on the ground with something sticking out of her chest (we see blood on her clothing).
 We see a home movie of a what appears to be three members of a family with bags over their heads and nooses around their necks as a demonic looking person talks about killing them; the same person is shown tying the three family members to poolside lounge chairs and then pushing them into a pool, threatening to drown them, and then locking them inside a car that he douses with gasoline and threatening to burn them (we do not see the family injured in any of theses scenes, however, the demonic looking person falls out of the tree, falls into the swimming pool and sets himself on fire, respectively).
 A safe falls and lands on a small dog, crushing it; we see the paws sticking out from under the safe and a man screams in disbelief while trying to remove the safe; when the safe is removed, we see the animal completely flat and the man tries to revive it with mouth-to-mouth and then uses a bicycle pump; the inflated dog floats away and the man chases it. A family grieves for a dead dog at a graveside and a man jumps into the open grave, then covers himself with dirt while screaming and crying; he sits up and yells, and then spits dirt out of his mouth. A man with a bat attacks a box that moves, beating it repeatedly, and then stabs the box with a sword, cuts it up using a chainsaw and shoots it with a shotgun; we see that there was a dog inside the box and its fur is soaked in blood as the man takes it out and shoots it with a shotgun to "Put it out of its misery."
 A demon in a home movie interacts with a man watching the movie and we see the demon making an obscene hand gesture, making a face and then making a sexually suggestive hand gesture before the man yells and runs out of the room. A man panics when he thinks he sees his possessed girlfriend outside his window. A woman walks past a man and her eyes turn black and veins darken in her face. A man remembers having sex with a woman and we see her thrusting on top of him as her head turns completely around.
 A man attacks a demon and punches him, and then kicks him in the crotch. Two arms come out of a closet and clap their hands together; a man follows the sound and peeks between the clothing in the closet when a person wearing a mask pops out and scares him; the man punches the person in the face knocking her to the floor (no injuries are seen). A woman slaps a man hard in the face several times and holds a pillow over his face while they are having sex (please see the Sex/Nudity category for more details). A woman attacks a man and knocks him out of his chair. A man is chased by police officers and tackled to the ground where he is arrested for drugs. A man jumps on a doll and holds a knife over it before a woman interrupts him. A man is arrested and beaten by police using clubs. Several people pound on a man lying on the floor. A man punches another man in the face after he sits up and yells, startling the first man (no blood is evident).
 A man tells another man that to get rid of a demon that is possessing his house he must make a blood sacrifice; we see the man holding a cleaver as a chicken is released from a cage, the man and the chicken fight with punches and slams and blows with a shovel, the chicken is slammed onto the counter, it then bites the man in the lip and they end up on the floor before the chicken is thrown into a ceiling fan and blood splatters all around the kitchen.
 A teen girl is tied into a chair and covered with a sheet, we hear deep voices coming from under the sheet and the chair is spun upside down before crashing to the floor and breaking. A man driving a car threatens to "pistol whip" another man's girlfriend who is in the back seat (she is growling, speaking in a deep voice and struggling with her boyfriend); the driver speeds up and crashes into something (we see the three people in the car unconscious, with no visible wounds and the two men get out and leave the scene).
 It is implied that a boy has an imaginary friend and we see him doing some unusual things; they play a "tripping game" and the boy trips and falls hard on the ground, the boy has a tea party and the tea is straight Vodka, and the boy is shown moving along the ceiling of a living room. A teen girl pounds her head on a door repeatedly (her mother ignores the actions) until she passes out on the floor.
 A man twists himself around and folds his limbs in unnatural directions over his head while we hear cracking and snapping. A man chops the head off a doll and cuts its appendages off before putting them in a grill and lighting them on fire.
 A man opens a teen girl's bedroom door and the room is covered with moths; the man uses a bat to try to kill the moths, then a vacuum to suck them out of the room, and he swings a phallus at them and hits himself in the crotch and then he sets bug zappers that zap the moths and we see a pile of moth carcasses on the floor. A teen girl coughs and wretches as if she is going to vomit; when she opens her mouth to look down her throat we see the tip of a penis in her throat.
 A man punches a wall and then screams in pain. A man slips on a toy truck and falls hard on the floor. We see that a man's car has been keyed and there are words and patterns scratched into the paint. A man throws a phone on the ground and stomps on it (we see it in pieces).
 A man yells at a doll and gets in its face, and then grabs it around the throat briefly. A man and a woman argue as to whether the woman's genitals are loose. A man yells at a woman, a teen girl and a boy. A man throws a doll out an open bedroom window and it falls into a swimming pool outside. A man asks a boy to help him move some boxes and the boy replies, "I ain't your slave." A woman talks about a "boyfriend who abandoned me and left me in a ditch to die." Several women confront a man for having an interracial relationship. A man says that he has meth jammed up his anus. We hear loud pounding on a front door and when a man goes to answer it, there is a note left on the door mat that the man is frightened. A doll lights a pile of a man's clothing on fire as he yells. We hear the voices of two men in a panic and talking about a woman implying that something has happened to her. A wife confronts her husband about having an affair. A wife yells at her husband for thinking about having sex with another woman.
 A man digs a hole in the ground and buries a doll inside it after spitting, urinating and defecating on it (we see spittle, urine stream and feces). We hear a man flatulating loudly and he complains about spicy food being spicier on the way out. A boy stands over a sleeping teen girl and flatulates over her head. A man talks about having had a hemorrhoid.
 A teen girl vomits a long stream of red goo into a man's mouth. A man vomits a long stream of red goo into a box. A man smokes marijuana and then snorts cocaine and drinks liquor before swallowing a handful of pills and we see him fall on the floor where he wakes up later in a pool of vomit. A comment is made about someone vomiting everywhere.

PROFANITY 10 - About 97 F-words and its derivatives, 2 obscene hand gestures, 26 sexual references, 2 sexual hand gestures, 46 scatological terms, 32 anatomical terms, 61 mild obscenities, 25 derogatory terms for African-Americans, name-calling (creepy, pasty, home wrecker, cray cray, raisin, monster, bogeyman, pasty [anatomical term deleted], blubber, loser, crazy, demon, evil, demon possessed woman, loco), exclamations (shut-up), 3 religious profanities (GD), 16 religious exclamations (e.g. Oh My God, I Got God On My Side, Oh My Jesus Lord, God, Jesus, For God's Sake, Oh God). [profanity glossary

SUBSTANCE USE - We see people working in a meth lab and a man talks about selling meth to students, a man smokes marijuana and then snorts cocaine and drinks liquor before swallowing a handful of pills and we see him fall on the floor where he wakes up later in a pool of vomit, a man snorts cocaine off a woman's bare breasts, and people eat a white powder from a bag and it is referred to as molly. A man drinks whiskey by the glass in several scenes and directly from the bottle a couple of times, a man drinks an entire bottle of whiskey from the bottle, a man drinks tea with a boy and he spits it out saying that it is straight vodka, two men drink tequila, and a man says, "I must have been really drunk." A woman smokes.

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Possession, demons, evil, interracial relationships, racial stereotypes, racism, paranormal activity.

MESSAGE - Demons are tough to get rid of.

Special Keywords: S8 - V8 - P10 - MPAAR

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