A man (Dane Cook) comes to the realization that he may not be able to have a long-lasting romantic relationship with anyone because of a curse placed on him by a girl with whom he refused to have sex when he was a teenager. However, all of his ex-girlfriends seem to end up finding their perfect match right after breaking up with him. Suddenly he becomes popular with women who want to date him and dump him so they can then find the man of their dreams, while he falls deeply in love with a woman (Jessica Alba) he's desperate not to lose. Also with Dan Fogler, Michelle Harrison and Ellia English. Directed by Mark Helfrich. [1:36]
SEX/NUDITY 9 - A man is shown having sex with many women in different places and positions in a quick-cut montage: the women's bare breasts, legs, abdomens and buttocks, as well as his bare buttocks, chest, legs and hips are visible, we see a large amount of pubic hair on one woman, and we see thrusting and hear moaning; one woman tells the man that she doesn't kiss men.
► A man and a woman kiss on a beach, she removes her top (her bare breasts are shown and she wears a thong and her bare buttocks are visible), she pushes him onto the sand, unzips his pants and performs oral sex on him -- we see her moving below his waist and we see his face as he reacts to what she is doing; she then stops and walks away.
► A man enters a room where another man who is nude and in profile is masturbating with a grapefruit and then talking about using a brush to stimulate his prostate (we see the man's bare buttock, chest, abdomen and legs).
► A man asks a woman if they can have sex, she says that she is going to "ride him until you die," we see her back as she thrusts on top of the man, and we then see him in a shower scrubbing himself with a brush (we see his bare chest and abdomen).
► A man and a woman sit on a bed (she is topless and her bare breasts are visible), and they watch a video of another couple that they think will have sex, but the man on the video pretends to perform oral sex on a stuffed penguin from the front and the back.
► A teenage boy and a teenage girl enter a closet, the door is closed, the girl takes off her top (she is shown wearing a black leather bra), she pushes the boy back onto the floor and kisses him, she tears open his shirt and pinches his nipples and scratches his chest (we see scratch marks on his chest), and he yells and crawls out of the closet.
► An obese woman wearing a bikini parts her legs to reveal pubic hair. A woman lifts her top to reveal her three bare breasts to a man (we see three bare breasts). A topless woman (her bare breasts are shown) stands in a doctor's office, and the doctor invites another man into the room and they both look at her breasts. A man takes down his pants to show a woman his genitals (we see his bare buttocks and nothing sexual is implied).
► We see drawings, photos and X-ray images of women's breasts on a doctor's office wall. Many women wear low-cut tops that reveal cleavage in many scenes. Several women wearing bikinis play volleyball on a beach. A woman's skirt is caught in a car door and pulls off revealing her panties. People are shown in swimwear in a couple of pool scenes.
► A woman removes her coat to reveal herself to a man: she is wearing a corset and stockings, she tells him that the panties are edible but tells him to avoid a certain part, she pushes him back onto a table, they kiss (he resists initially and then succumbs) and it is implied that they have sex (no more is shown). A man and a woman kiss passionately, they bump into walls, he throws her on a bed, he falls off the bed, he climbs back and it is implied that they have sex.
► A man and a woman kiss passionately, she removes her bra from under her shirt, she unbuttons his shirt, she takes off her top and pants while walking to the bedroom (we see her bare back and lace panties), and the man's pants fall around his ankles and we see him in boxers; they are interrupted and he then leaves.
► A man and a woman kiss and we see their tongues stuck together from frigid air. A man slips a woman's bra strap off her shoulder, and then licks her (we see her in her bra). A man and a woman kiss.
► A man and a woman in separate bathtubs talk on the phone: she speaks seductively, and she sends him a picture of herself over the phone, and he reacts by slipping under the water.
► A teenage boy and a teenage girl enter a closet together, the boy makes suggestive gestures as they go inside while other teens watch, the door is closed, the boy tries to touch the girl, she pushes him away, he tells her that he wants her to say that they "did the nasty," or that he kissed her breasts, and she shoves him and declines.
► A woman takes off her top and climbs on a man's lap in a car (we see her in her bra) and asks him for sex.
► A man talks about loving his job (he's a plastic surgeon specializing in breast augmentation) and that he masturbates while looking at a woman's mammogram.
► A man talks about masturbating into a grapefruit. Two teenage boys talk about 1st, 2nd and 3rd base, and there are remarks about kissing, touching breasts, oral sex and using fingers and thumbs.
► A man talks to a man about taking advantage of an opportunity to have sex with many women. A man talks about what he would do with a woman if he could have sex with her. A woman talks about having had sex with her female roommate and that it was an "experimental thing." Two men talk about "scoring at a wedding." A man says, "I wanna jump you" when talking about helping a woman start her car. A man receives many messages from women and men asking him for a date. A woman talks about penguins' mate selection process. A woman talks about being interested in a man. Lyrics of a song include "I touch myself..."
► Many women in a doctor's waiting room look at a man with interest. Several teenage boys and girls play spin the bottle at a party and the two who are matched up are then closed in a closet and left there for 7 minutes.
VIOLENCE/GORE 4 - A woman strikes her head on a light fixture, flinches, tips a tray of medical instruments, and two scalpels strike a man in the back (we see them sticking out of his back and we see bloody spots on his jacket).
► A woman throws a fish at a man, he throws it back at her, and she slips down an icy ramp and falls into a penguin pool striking her face on a ledge as she falls (we see her with a bloody mouth and a chipped tooth). A woman slaps a man in the face when she realizes that he is pretending to be someone else. A man strikes another man repeatedly using an inflatable penguin.
► A man is shocked and flung back onto the ground while trying to jumpstart a woman's car (he's OK). A bouquet of flowers is thrown in the air, it strikes a bird, and the bird drops dead on a girl's dinner plate and she screams. A woman walks into a light pole, and she strikes her head and falls back onto the ground (she's OK). A man throws a Frisbee twice, once striking a boy on the head and another time striking an elderly woman. A man falls into a penguin pool and is handcuffed and arrested. A woman bumps into a server who spills a tray of drinks. A woman tips a table, its contents spill on a man's lap and another man says that the stain resembles a bodily fluid. A woman stumbles into an easel. A woman slips and falls in a couple of scenes.
► A man and a woman kiss and we see their tongues stuck together from frigid air.
► A woman breaks the glass panel of her front door to get inside.
► During sex a woman is verbally abusive to a man, while telling him what to do. Two men make fun of a woman because of her size and poor personal hygiene.
► A penguin defecates and then eats the dung (we see the goo). We see an obese woman in a bikini with large sores on her skin. An obese woman eats food aggressively and ends up with some food on her face. We see two breast implants in a glass box mounted on a wall (they are said to have belonged to actress Pamela Anderson).
► A teenage girl puts a "hex" on a teenage boy.
PROFANITY 6 - 15 F-words and its derivatives, 1 obscene hand gesture, a character says "F," 33 sexual references, 11 scatological terms, 24 anatomical terms, 5 mild obscenities, 1 derogatory term for the mentally challenged, 1 derogatory term for homosexuals, name-calling (dummy), 1 religious profanity, 8 religious exclamations. [profanity glossary]
SUBSTANCE USE - A man smokes marijuana using a snorkel and mask, a man talks about "taking 5 tokes from my bong," and a woman threatens to hide a man's stash. A man drinks many shots of alcohol, people are shown drinking alcohol at a wedding, a woman drinks a glass of wine, and men are shown drinking beer in a bar scene.
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Love, commitment, sex without love, Murphy's Law, finding love, bestiality, satisfaction, monogamy.
MESSAGE - Finding love is a gift.