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Geography Club [2013] [PG-13] - 6.3.5



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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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A group of students at an average high school form an after-school club to support each other's sexual orientations. With Cameron Deane Stewart, Meaghan Martin, Justin Deeley, Ana Gasteyer, Nikki Blonsky and Scott Bakula. Directed by Gary Entin. [1:20]

SEX/NUDITY 6 - A teen girl rubs a teen boy's genitals (through his pants) and she is told that she had been "dared" in a game to touch his genitals; the teen boy then instructs another boy to "dare" her to "make out" and the girl climbs on top of him and they kiss passionately.
 A teen boy wraps his arms around another teen boy and they kiss gingerly; the kiss continues and they are seen kissing passionately. Two teen boys share a lingering kiss before they are interrupted by a teen girl. Two teen boys kiss. We see a teen boy and a teen girl kiss. Two teen girls kiss and we see them cuddling. A teen boy spies on two teen girls kissing. A teen boy sees a man and a woman kiss.
 A teen girl tries to kiss a teen boy passionately and tries to straddle him in the front seat of a car but the boy pulls away, saying that an older man is watching them and the girl remarks that he can watch; the girl tries to kiss the boy again and he pulls away and tells her that they cannot have sex because he is a virgin; the teen girl tells the teen boy that she understands, because she also had wanted her first time to be special. A teen girl tries to come onto a teen boy, the boy turns the girl down and she tries to rub his chest but he pulls away. A teen boy tries to come onto a teen girl and the girl turns him down by saying that she has a chastity ring and will not have sex until age 30; a second teen girl turns him down by saying that she would not perform oral sex on him even if his genitals dispensed free liquor. A teen boy tells a teen girl that he is a virgin and she becomes excited telling him that she loves virgins and would sleep with him. A teen girl makes a crude remark to a teen boy, implying that she would perform oral sex on him.
 We see a female teacher apply a condom to a vegetable as she makes a series of jokes about genitals being different sizes.
 We see several shirtless teen boys playing touch football (bare chests, abdomens and backs are seen). We see two teen boys changing the diaper of a plastic doll and we see the bare plastic buttocks of the baby doll.
 A teen boy makes a crude sexual remark to a classroom, implying that the female teacher touches children inappropriately and the teacher immediately changes the subject, dismissing the teen boy. A teen boy makes a crude remark about how a teen boy will never have sex, then makes a series of sexual remarks about having sex with teen girls while on a school trip. A teen boy points at another teen boy and identifies him as the person who was suspended for masturbating in a school office. A teen boy makes a crude remark to another teen boy that another teen boy walking into a bathroom is going to masturbate. A teen boy tells two teen girls and another teen boy that he had gone on a date with a person he believed to be a teen boy, but turned out to be a teen girl after "sticking his hands down her pants." A teen boy tells another teen boy that a teen girl has told people that she and the teen boy had sex. A teen boy makes a crude remark about another teen boy "hooking up" with a teen girl, and calls the girl a crude name; a second teen boy chimes in and tells the first boy to be quiet.
 We see many photocopied photos of a teen boy pushing away a teen girl's hands; a group of teenagers discover the photocopies and mock the teen boy for being gay.
 A teen boy tells another teen boy that his father is encouraging him to have the same life, including having a wife; the second boy tells the other boy that he does not want to be gay and he becomes angry; the second boy tries to put his hand on the other boy's face to comfort him and he pulls away.

VIOLENCE/GORE 3 - A teen boy pins down another teen boy (we see that he is wearing a sports bra) and a third teen boy chimes in and tells another teen boy to apply makeup to the boy being pinned down; the three teen boys lead the dressed up boy into a cafeteria and we hear snickering from other students and a male teacher walks the boy away, unharmed but upset.
 A teen boy throws a shoe at another teen boy's head during class; a teacher chides the boy and gives him detention. A teen boy angrily throws a baby doll and shouts at another teen boy and we hear the baby doll crying. A teen boy grabs a bag of chips from another teen boy's hands and throws it on the ground. A teen boy throws a spider at a teen girl and she shouts, "Kill it!" A teen boy angrily shoves sporting equipment to the ground.
 A teen boy teases a teen girl, saying that she kills cats and eats them; the girl explains that it is Vietnamese people that eat cats, and that she is Japanese. A teen boy tells a teen girl that where they are parked is "creepy." A teen boy tells another teen boy that a teen girl had thrown a fake fish at him. A teen girl indicates that a series of side effects from a pill bottle are diarrhea and vomiting.
 A teen girl playfully slaps a teen boy's hand. Two teen boys accidentally run into one another.

PROFANITY 5 - At least 1 F-word, 14 sexual references, 12 scatological terms, 7 anatomical terms, 3 mild obscenities, 2 derogatory terms for homosexuals, 3 derogatory terms for mentally handicapped, name-calling (dip-[scatological term deleted], kiss-[anatomical term deleted], Pillsbury, lame-[anatomical term deleted]), 1 religious exclamation (Jesus). [profanity glossary]

SUBSTANCE USE - Teens drink liquor rapidly, a teen girl is obviously intoxicated after drinking rapidly, a teen boy refrains form drinking and says that he would get kicked off a football team, a teen boy acts very intoxicated, a teen girl drinks what she identifies as straight liquor from a flask, a teen girl makes a crude remark to a teen boy about his genitals dispensing liquor, and a teen boy asks another teen boy if he is an alcoholic after telling him that he is in a support club (the teen boy laughs and says he is not an alcoholic).

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Support for LGBT rights, the struggle of growing up gay, shame, acceptance, owning one's feelings, bullying.

MESSAGE - Being bullied for your sexuality makes life very difficult and accepting yourself for who you are is very important.

Special Keywords: S6 - V3 - P5 - MPAAPG-13

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