Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
In the second installment of Jim Davis' comic strip as movie, Garfield follows his owner Jon to England. There, Garfield is mistaken for a noble cat that has inherited a castle. Enjoying the royal treatment, Garfield must also protect the castle from Lord Dargis who wants to turn it into a resort. With Jennifer Love Hewitt, Breckin Meyer, Lucy Davis, Billy Connolly and Bill Murray. Directed by Tim Hill. [1:30]
SEX/NUDITY 1 - A man and a woman kiss and hug a few times, and a man and a woman flirt in a couple of scenes. ► A man makes a comment about drinking alcohol and then, "Salsa dancing in your knickers." ► A couple of women wear low-cut dresses that reveal cleavage, and we see statues of men and women that reveal the men's bare chests.
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VIOLENCE/GORE 2 - A dog attacks a man's trousers and pulls out the crotch (the man screams), a dog lunges at a man, he yells and we see him later with shredded clothing, and a dog bites a man on the buttocks. A man holds a woman threateningly, and a ferret crawls up his trouser leg causing him to release the woman. ► A man punches another man in the nose. A man grabs another man by the lapels and yells at him. ► A man chases a cat, a barking and snarling dog chases a cat, and a dog viciously tears up a pillow and a man orders it to kill a cat. A dog snarls and jumps through a portrait of a cat. ► A man puts a cat in a picnic basket and throws it into a river (the basket does not sink), a man traps a cat in a pillow case and tosses it into a dark basement cell, and a man with a spiked ball on a chain chases a cat. ► Animals shoot clay pigeons at a man and he is nearly struck. A man trips on a suit of armor, knocks his head on a shield and falls unconscious. ► A canopy falls on a man (he is uninjured) and a statue falls on a man (he is also uninjured). A man's finger is pinched in a mousetrap. ► A cat is nearly hit by a car, a cat jumps off a bridge, falls onto a passing boat and we hear a thud (it appears uninjured), a cat falls out a window and into shrubs, and a cat jumps and clings to the back of a moving truck. ► A bird is sucked up into an exhaust flue, a cat hits a dog with a turkey leg, a cat kicks a dog off a sofa, and a parrot is hit with a pillow and falls off a sofa. We see many pets in cages in a kennel. ► A cat slides and crashes into a table holding a vase of flowers that tips over and the vase breaks, then runs into a statue that tips over and knocks several other statues down breaking them all, and another vase falls on the floor and breaks. ► A man and a woman are sprayed with lasagna when a cat eats it aggressively, a man spills wine on his shirt and falls on the floor, and a man faints and spills a tray of food. A dog urinates on a palace guard's boot and is then chased by the guard, and a cat flatulates in a dog's face. A cat burps loudly in a couple of scenes, and a dog drools. A cat climbs into a bidet and is squirted in the face by the water. A cat makes a remark about eating someone's liver "with fava beans and Chianti." ► We hear that a woman died and see the reading of the will where a man becomes angry about what she left to him. A man talks about doing away with many farm animals and makes a veiled reference to eating some of them.
SUBSTANCE USE - People are shown drinking alcohol in a pub, a man and a woman drink alcohol and a ferret is drunk from drinking cooking sherry. An animal makes a comment about another animal being on "catnip again," and a man makes a comment about drinking alcohol and then "salsa dancing in your knickers."
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Love, marriage, greed, jealousy, teamwork, the British class system.
MESSAGE - Nothing is more important than having someone who loves you. Lasagna is delicious.
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