Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
Johnny Depp stars as Edward D. Wood, Jr. -- the worst
director of all time ("Glen or Glenda?" and "Plan 9 from Outer
Space").
SEX/NUDITY 2 - Depp is shown in women's clothing a few times, although only
once is the clothing revealing; some sexual references (references to transvestites and
sex changes). A woman is shown in a strapless bra and a boy tries to grab at a woman's
exposed cleavage.
VIOLENCE/GORE 1 - A few scenes of yelling, one of which includes a woman
throwing plates and kitchenware and hitting a man in the head with a skillet. A man's
track-riddled arm -- from drug use -- is shown: he lies in a hospital bed screaming during
withdrawal.
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PROFANITY 5 - Eight F-words, several scatological references and a handful
of mild obscenities. [profanity glossary]
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Sexual deviations (cross-dressing and transvestitism), the
whims of fame.
MESSAGE - Follow your dream; friends are priceless.
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