Rob Schneider reprises his role as an unlikely gigolo: Unable to get over the death of his wife (she was eaten by sharks on their honeymoon) he is convinced by a friend to go to Amsterdam, rejoin the ranks of gigolos, and track down a killer who is stalking the male prostitutes. Also with Eddie Griffin, Edwin Alofs, Til Schweiger and Jean Reno. Directed by Mike Bigelow. [1:23]
SEX/NUDITY 7 - It is implied that a pornographic movie is being filmed in a nearby building: we hear a woman moaning and we see a long line of men in bathrobes waiting to get in, and a man breaks through the line, goes inside and finds a man lying on top of a woman thrusting (please see the Violence/Gore category for more details).
► A TV weather person takes off her clothing and we see her bare breasts as she is reporting the latest weather in a few scenes; another TV weather person removes his clothes and we see him bare-chested and in his boxer shorts while reporting the weather. While a man watches a woman wearing a white T-shirt wash a window, her chest rubs against the wet glass and reveals her nipples through the T-shirt. Scantily clad women (bare buttocks and cleavage are revealed) dance behind windows while a man looks on (they are advertising their sexual services). A man on a stage pulls off his jacket and pants and he dances in tiny jockey shorts, and a man wears a tiny thong, wiggles his hips and thrusts. A woman wears a low-cut top that reveals cleavage.
► A woman takes off her robe and wears a bra and panties that reveal cleavage and bare buttocks and she walks to the bedroom waiting for a man to join her. A woman forces a man to dress like a baby in a diaper; she opens her dress and asks if he wants to eat from her breasts (she's wearing a bra).
► A woman talks about having been affected by radiation poisoning and that she was born with a male sex organ for a nose because of it (she wears a veil over her face); when she becomes aroused she gets an erection (we see the veil lift). We read that a woman with a male sex organ for a nose married a man with a female sex organ on his face. A woman with a male sex organ for a nose trips and falls onto a woman with a laryngectomy (presumably penetrating the surgical opening). When a woman with a male sex organ for a nose sneezes she blows semen across a room (two men are hit in the face, a glob lands in a man's soup and he eats it not knowing what has happened).
► A man in a drug induced haze imagines a woman in a painting inviting him to join her and asking him to kiss her chest and bite her; when he snaps out of it he is biting the nipple of a man who yells and pushes him off.
► A man holds what looks like it could be a charred penis in his hand, and a man is found at crime scenes with his hand in the pants of the dead men. A man has a very large bulge in his pants at his crotch and it is repeatedly implied that he is very well endowed.
► A man tries to seduce a woman by complimenting her physique and describing his own endowment and how he would like them to have sex with her. A woman puts her foot in a man's lap and tries to seduce him. A man thinks a choking man is giving him lessons about how to satisfy a woman and he makes suggestive gestures with his tongue and moaning noises. A man talks about having sex with "underage girls." A man introduces men and lists their sexual specialties in graphic detail.
► A man in a jail cell with other men talks about having eaten so much glass in his life that it is now all collected in the lining of his anus -- he's hoping that this information will keep them from forcing him to have sex with them. A man asks several other men if any of them would like him to perform oral sex on the others (one answers yes).
► A man gets out of bed nude and we see his bare buttocks and back, and a woman gets out of bed wearing a low-cut nightgown (revealing cleavage), kisses him, thanks him for the previous evening and pays him. A man, while trying to leave a house undiscovered, runs into a woman and another man, and both thank him for the previous night and pay him. A woman talks about having worked as a phone sex operator.
► There are many euphemisms for sex and sexual prowess ("the man with the most below," the name of the male prostitutes' union is "Semper Erectus," people refer to a man's sex organ as a "mangina," an award ceremony is called the "Golden Boner," etc.).
► A man and a woman kiss in a few scenes, and a woman kisses a man on the cheeks 9 times.
► Several men pull things out of their pants (a cucumber, sock, etc.). An ongoing storyline makes repeated references to a man being gay.
VIOLENCE/GORE 5 - We see the charred remains of a man who was burned in a tanning bed.
► A man drops a TV remote on a man's head, another man drops a cuckoo clock on his head, and the first man drops a bowling ball on his head (all to see if he is really dead -- he's dead). A man is shoved against a wall and we see him slumped over on the ground later (he is dead).
► A woman swims in the ocean with a man, she holds a piece of lettuce with meat on it, and as the camera pulls away we see the woman being jerked under water (it is implied that a shark has eaten her). We hear that a man's wife was eaten by a shark and he carries her prosthetic leg with him wherever he goes.
► It is implied that a pornographic movie is being filmed in a nearby building: a man goes inside and finds a man lying on top of a woman thrusting, he grabs the man, and throws him out of a window (he lands in water below); the now wet man comes back and punches the first man in the crotch.
► A man is bound and gagged, a poster is placed on his chest saying that he loves President George W. Bush and people pelt him with stones. A woman waves an American flag and someone throws a large stone that pushes her off a bridge into water below.
► A car with a man inside is pushed onto train tracks as a train speeds toward it; we hear the driver scream and we are told that he was killed.
► A man holds a gun on another man and two men fight with swords (that they pull from the crotches of large male statues).
► People swimming with dolphins are bitten by them, pulled through the water and crash into a buoy when a loud noise under water frightens them.
► A man is hit on the head with a statue. A man is thrown out a window and crashes onto a pile of garbage bags on the ground below. A woman crashes her moped on a street, and a man crashes his car. A woman hits herself in the head in several scenes, and a woman bites a man on the arm. A woman slaps a man in the face. Several people are kicked in the face by a prosthetic leg that a man carries onto an airplane. A man is thrown into a dumpster by a bouncer.
► A man thinks a woman is trying to kill him, he grabs a hot poker that she holds in her hand (we hear his hand sizzle), and she raises an ax over her head and brings it down near him (on a piece of wood).
► Two men fall from a ceiling and crash into a glass display case, they get up and run, and they are chased by other men. A man is grabbed by police officers and taken to the police station where he is interrogated.
► A woman has an open laryngectomy and speaks with a microphone pressed to her neck (when she smokes the smoke blows through the opening, and when she drinks the liquid shoots through the opening).
► When a woman with a male sex organ for a nose sneezes she blows semen across a room (two men are hit in the face, a glob lands in a man's soup and he eats it not knowing what has happened). A man urinates in a toilet (we see trickle) and a cat jumps and attaches itself to the man's crotch; the man screams and hits the cat with objects (a mirror and a door) to make it let go. A man chokes on a piece of food, he gags and gasps, a man jumps on his stomach and the man spits out the piece of food that then flies into a woman's mouth causing her to gag and choke. A man drops french fries into a toilet, and then picks them out of the water and eats them. A man defecates on a sidewalk, and 2 men urinate on a car and on a sidewalk. A man flatulates loudly.
► A man uses a "penis enlarger" and inadvertently pumps too much causing his penis to explode (we hear the explosion). A building explodes.
► We see several women with physical anomalies (one has a hump on her back, one has a laryngectomy, and one is covered with dirt and waste).
PROFANITY 5 - 2 F-words and its derivatives, 68 sexual references, 1 obscene hand gesture, 12 scatological terms, 47 anatomical terms, 19 mild obscenities, 1 derogatory term for homosexuals, 1 derogatory term for people of small stature, name-calling (stupid), 4 religious profanities, 4 religious exclamations. [profanity glossary]
SUBSTANCE USE - A man smokes hashish, others smoke marijuana from pipes and cigarettes and a man eats a drug-laced piece of cake (then many more pieces). People drink alcohol at a bar in a few scenes, and men smoke cigars and drink alcohol. A man smokes a cigarette and blows the smoke in another man's face.
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Male prostitution, murder, revenge, embarrassment, obsessive/compulsive behavior, Amsterdam, Sodom and Gomorra, legal prostitution, legal drug use, anti-Americanism.
MESSAGE - Jealousy and humiliation can make you do crazy things. Sex is not all women really want.