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Confetti [2006] [R] - 7.3.5



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Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

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British mockumentary that follows three couples participating in a bridal magazine competition that will award the winning couple with the title of Most Original Wedding of the Year and a new house. With Martin Freeman, Jessica Stevenson, Jimmy Carr, Alison Steadman and Felicity Montagu. Directed by Debbie Isitt. [1:40]

SEX/NUDITY 7 - There are many scenes that feature "naturalists," who are fully nude (female and male naturalists are seen, and bare breasts, bare buttocks, pubic regions and penises are all visible). During a naturalist wedding the bride and groom wear sheer robes (the silhouettes of their bodies are visible and as they walk away from us their bare buttocks are visible); other men in the wedding party wear thong-type coverage that reveal bare buttocks and men and women in the audience are fully nude (bare breasts, bare buttocks, pubic regions and penises are all visible). During a meeting with several other people a man removes all of his clothes (his bare chest, penis and buttocks are all visible).
 We see photos of a woman in dance costumes that reveal cleavage, bare abdomen and legs. Women in a dance routine pull off their skirts to reveal shorts underneath, as well as their legs. A man lies in a bathtub, he is covered to the shoulders with bubbles, and two other men enter the room (the man in the tub appears uncomfortable with their being in the room). A woman wears a low-cut dress that reveals cleavage.
 A man and a woman kiss in several scenes. Men and women dance together and one couple kiss.
 A man and a woman get on an elevator, and when the doors open again they both appear disheveled: he has his jacket off and is adjusting his shirt and she is tugging at her skirt and shoe implying that something sexual may have occurred.
 A man is jealous of the attention another man pays to his fiancée and makes several comments about him: in one scene he says, "He's interested in getting inside you," and in another he says, "he doesn't touch anyone as much as he touches my fiancée." A man makes reference to "The Joy of Sex."
 A man proposes marriage to another man. A man introduces himself and says, "I am not gay."

VIOLENCE/GORE 3 - Two men shove each other, swing at each other, and one tackles the other to the ground and they roll around.
 A woman has a bandage on her nose after rhinoplastic surgery.
 Several people argue angrily, a woman yells at two men, a man and a woman argue, and a man yells that a competition was rigged.
 A young woman describes a ceremony that includes the sacrifice of a pig.

PROFANITY 5 - 6 F-words, 4 sexual references, 2 scatological terms, 10 anatomical terms, 6 mild obscenities, 3 derogatory terms for homosexuals, 6 religious exclamations. [profanity glossary]

SUBSTANCE USE - People drink alcohol in a pub and people drink alcohol in a few celebration scenes.

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Wedding planning, marriage, relationships, competition, winning, family, naturalists, nudists, jealousy, disappointment, sacrifice, gimmicks, respect, compromise, depression, rigged outcomes, originality.

MESSAGE - Weddings should fulfill the dreams of the two main participants.

Special Keywords: S7 - V3 - P5 - MPAAR

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