Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.
Reminiscent of "Home Alone," with a baby which
proves too tough for its bumbling kidnappers.
SEX/NUDITY 1 - No Nudity or sex, but there is a lot of crotch violence
humor.
VIOLENCE/GORE 3 - All of the violence is cartoonish, but there is plenty of
"Home Alone"-type stuff: Characters are thrown from buildings, one man's crotch
is set on fire, several characters are hit in the head with boards; two land spread eagle
on metal girders. There is no blood and everyone staggers off relatively unscathed.
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PROFANITY 0 - Just a few baby-talk references to "poo-poo" and the
like. [profanity glossary]
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