Unlike the MPAA we do not assign
one
inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE
and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest,
depending on quantity and context.
Mike Myers is a super spy who was frozen during the '60s
and has now been thawed out in order to fight crime in the '90s.
SEX/NUDITY 4 - Lots of scenes of a naked man with objects strategically
placed to cover his private parts (although the sides of his buttocks are seen).
Apparently naked women in a couple of scenes -- but again with items strategically placed
to cover their private parts and breasts -- plus several scantily clad women. Lots of
sexual innuendo. Kissing.
VIOLENCE/GORE 3 - Men are shot and burned to death off screen. People are
killed by being shot in a few scenes, with no blood (sometimes with machine gun fire). A
man is choked. Threatening with guns. A man is hit in the head by a shoe. Scuffles,
fistfights. A couple of explosions.
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PROFANITY 5 - About 5 F-word derivatives, some mild obscenities, many
scatological references and anatomical references. [profanity glossary]
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Being cryogenically frozen, the '60s, terrorism, feeling
out-of-date.
MESSAGE - If you're still living in the '60s, you're out-of-date.
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