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Andre | 1994 | PG | - 1.3.1

A cute seal wins the heart of a young girl.

SEX/NUDITY 1 - Two teenagers kiss very briefly.

VIOLENCE/GORE 3 - A gun is pointed at the seal and it goes off, and a man comes at the seal with a pitchfork. A seal is shown trapped in a net, and we are led to believe that the seal has died -- although we do not see it on screen. There are a couple of fist fights, and some verbal brawling.

LANGUAGE 1 - One anatomical reference, harsh insults and name calling.

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Jealousy, sibling rivalry, responsibility.

MESSAGE - If you love someone set them free. Respect for wild animals includes letting them live in the wild, not in a bathtub.

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